Because I said I was gonna...

[mistress_vella]

The following conversation is real. The peolpe are not actors. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent

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[slamdraft]

You know, you really shouldn't mess with rednecks on the internet. Nothing good can come of it!

[roguish1]

I've tried that penis enlarging thing...didn't work.

If it wasn't for JUNK mail, I'd have no mail at all...

*sniffsniff*