Becuase I just couldn't resist

[mistress_marsha]

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were being made.

Comments

[luceononuro]

Oh.My.God.

These are hilarious :)))))

I read them all out loud for my husband and was laughing so hard I could barely get them out. Thank-you

[dreambee3]

Fabulous, truly fabulous. Will have to print out and share around the Christmas lunch table. Thanks Marsha - a nice gift from you to us. Furthermore, come to think of it, I will have to look up the book to see if it is available, here, now - it would make a great gift.