Phoenix Wright, "Heresay," Apollo/Klavier, Hard R

[mistr3ssquickly]

This is probably not at ALL what the person who originally made the request wanted, but this is my third try on this prompt and it's the first one that's actually worked so I'm happy with it. Also, I've come to realize that I love this pairing because both men are kinda stereotypically uke, so it doesn't matter who's on bottom! Makes me terribly

Comments

[pockygirl]

Oh, apollo, you fail SO HARD. You made me burst out laughing, dear. I'll show you that ... that all your problems can be solved by my penis!
This was funny and adorable and hot, and you're kind of making me like apollo/klavier. <3

[mistr3ssquickly]

... *phails* This was supposed to be SAD. Not funny! (but yeah I can see how it would be funny, Polly's fail tends to make me laugh.)

I really like this pairing. They're not nearly as deep and soul-nomming as Nick and Miles, but they're cute. And so different from Nick and Miles that it doesn't seem like competition, to me, which I really like.

... *stabs hobohodou and makes him go back to being awesome*

Thanks for reading, dear! ♥

~m

[pockygirl]

It starts out sad and very much makes me want to bitchslap kristoph, but apollo kills the most of the angst and turns it into 'aaaaw!' and you know there are better times ahead. <3 's good.

[mistr3ssquickly]

Well that's certainly true. I like the notion of couples healing each other, and the mental image you've given me of Apollo bitch-slapping Kristoph will keep me grinning for several hours ... XD

*luffle*

~m

[lifeinahole27]

*scuttles in* I know, I know... I have other things I've read that I've failed to comment on yet... But I had to get this out.

YOU PWNED THAT REQUEST.

This, while that line still made me burst out laughing because of the absolute hilarity of it, was so good. Because it's not set in some cheesy HURR HURR pick-up line. And AHHHH you make me love Apollo before I've ever even touched the game.

*scuttles back away*

[mistr3ssquickly]

Hahaha, no worries, you know I'll pester you for comments. XD ♥

I'm so glad you like my take on the prompt! I started it a few times, but it didn't want to cooperate with me unless I piled it high with angst. XP And as for Polly, I don't see how anyone couldn't have at least a bit of a soft spot for him. He's so annoyingly cute!

Thanks for reading, dear! ♥

~m

[sailormac]

"All your problems can be solved by my penis" NEEDS TO BE AN ICON. That line made me laugh SO hard, especially since it was described as being bellowed like an objection in court.

And the fact that it came after all the angsty stuff about Klavier's brother being an ass made the laugh all the sweeter, and all the more welcome. (Seriously, he's an ass in both his attitude toward gay men and his attitude toward women. Fortunately, his brother wasn't influenced by him).

[mistr3ssquickly]

Um. *cough* His brother's also a liar and a murderer, in addition to (in this fic) being a misogynist and homophobe. Not a nice guy at all. Canon, Apollo is the one who uncovers the truth about Kristoph, sends him to death row for it. *sigh*

I'm glad you liked the story! Klavier's good for angst, but Apollo brings sweetness to it, ne? ♥

~m

[faerie_speak]

I want to play the game now. *grins* Even I raised a brow at that. 90 minutes, really? WOAH.

Still, awesome of awesomes. *hugs*

[mistr3ssquickly]

I'd love to play these games, the characters are so fascinating. But as I don't have $250 to spend on a system and games ... fandom's plenty for me. XD

Also, I don't know where the 90 minutes came from. I'd imagine you'd be sore after more than 30, no matter WHAT you were doing with that penis! *laughs*

*cuddles* Glad you liked, hon! ♥

~m

[pollinia]

This: "Um," says Apollo. "We'll see?" Absolutely made my day. It's such an honest little snippet of dialogue, so cute and unsure, but confident in the way that young people have.

I like this--angst and sweetness, and you know what a sucker I am for those two things. :)

Thanks for this storehouse of good!fic today, hon. I really needed it.

[mistr3ssquickly]

I think that's what I like best about Apollo: he shouts a lot, then doubts himself and goes all fumbly. ♥ Makes me want to write more Taylor ...

I'm so glad you're liking my insane amounts of kink meme fics, hon. Thanks for reading! ♥

~m