Kyo Kara Maoh, "Traditionally," Yuuri/Wolfram, Hard R for WEIRD AND UPSETTING

[mistr3ssquickly]

I am ... so sorry. So very, very, VERY sorry. But, you know? Horrible prompts do horrible things to otherwise normal people. So this is what you get.

Comments

[pollinia]

...I love you. It's official.

This is so sick and twisted and OH GOD THAT PROMPT KILL IT WITH A SPORK WILL YOU PLEASE.

[mistr3ssquickly]

See, that's the genjutsu, here: It's actually the prompt I've baked, not Wolfram. But you gotta eat a piece to realize that. XD

*loves on you right back* Think I should dare put it on any of the KKM comms? XD

~m

[pollinia]

Oh god, they'd eat you alive for this one. Feeling like inciting a riot tonight, are we, dear? ;)

[mistr3ssquickly]

A ... little? XD

Maybe if I could incorporate this into a dream or something ... ^_~

[lifeinahole27]

I----I'll have to comment on this later. I have to eat dinner now. Of course, the entire time I'm eating I'll be thinking about cooked Wolfram.

But once again, I will state, you win my internets for the day.

[mistr3ssquickly]

I can't imagine eating dinner after reading this. Actually, no, I can, because I DID, but I also was sick to my stomach until dinner distracted me, so ...

*takes internets and cooks it instead of sweet little Wolfram*

~m

[sailormac]

. . . is it sick that I laughed my ass off at this?

Especially that last line! WIN!

[mistr3ssquickly]

Hahaha, I'm glad it made you laugh. I wrote it, looked at it, and thought "maybe I DO need therapy, after all."

Glad it gave you a chuckle, hon!

~m

[faerie_speak]

Oh lordy.

^^ Wrong but funny.

[mistr3ssquickly]

I'm glad you think it's funny! I was really woried it would upset you. Hell, it upset me, and I wrote the damn thing.

*cuddles and kisses*

~m

[legendof_mike_b]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

mmmmmmm....I want some wolf now.

[mistr3ssquickly]

You are a sick, sick man but writing this DID make me hungry, so I feel your pain. XD

~m