007 - Eridan : Stop existing.

[misterwwizard]

ACTION - 1445 Mitchell

[After having his dream... Eridan wakes up. Weird, it's like nothing happened. He isn't gone or anything... This is all too odd.]

PHONE

Eridan Ampora reportin' in... even though this place says I'm gone I'm alright! No need to be fuckin' worried about me. I'm still here an' I'm still the Eridan you all know an' love.

Comments

perma-filtered;

[dreambubbly]

I'm here. I'm here and I'm still me...even if no one else thinks so.

perma-filter always

[misterwwizard]

Oh thank glub...No one's thinkin' you're the real thing too?

If you're the real thing, you should be comin' over here right now! I want to be believin' it but there's only one way I'll be knowin' for sure it's the real you, Fef.

[Translation: I'M SCARED AND ALONE PLEASE HOLD ME and who is desperate enough to need kisses and makeouts in a time of great peril? certainly not Eridan!]

phone -> action

[dreambubbly]

...no. Not at all. It all comes off to them as being fakey-fake fake carp.

[But there's a funny little pause. Yeah, something sounds...off. Not quite as it ought to be.]

Considering no one at home thinks I'm actually myself...okay.

[And a few minutes later, there's a hesitant knock.]

[misterwwizard]

[Eridan opens the door slowly, well there's Feferi... he thinks... but at this point he doesn't really care. It didn't matter to him if she was gone. She was here right now, even if it was a fake. He instinctively clings to Feferi, bawling.]

I talked with Sol an' Kar an they're sayin' they're the real thing too... I'm really hopin' this is all true an' we're all just fine to each other...

phone

[envyspites]

Stop it.

[misterwwizard]

Stop what? What am I doin'?

I know everyone's sayin' I'm fake... I'm not, you've gotta be believin' me!

[envyspites]

Why would I have any reason to believe a flawed copy that this town made to screw with us?

[misterwwizard]

I'm not screwin' with anyone! If anythin' I'm startin' to think the town has been screwin' with me an' makin' everyone believe I'm some fuckin' fake...

[frogst]

[ phone ; im da latest ]

[ Jade is sounding very frustrated, upset. ]

Just- just shut up, okay?

phone

[misterwwizard]

[No. No no no. This can't be happening...]

Jade! I don't care whatever fuckin' bullshit this town is feedin' you, but this is the real me talkin' here! I'm still here, I'm still alive...

[frogst]

You think I don't know the real Eridan? [ Though she sounds hesitant. ] This isn't funny, so just knock it off!

[misterwwizard]

I think you know the real Eridan an' I think somethin's wrong with your pan here! Can't you hear it? You know its me, right? Please Jade...