Abridged Script (Abridged)

[misterwilson]

Some snippets from the Editing Room version of the Revenge of the Fallen script:

Comments

[gigolohitman]

Whuh? That's the best Canon explanation EVAR!

Mr Disney "Let's make a REALLY HOT ROBOT ALICE! It'll be barely kid-safe"

Advisor "Good idea. The only thing that could go wrong is if a sophisticated robot copied it and used it to build an entirely predictable scene in a bad movie"

Mr Disney "Less competition for us!!!"

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What was the canon explanation for Gratuitous Ass shots?

[gigolohitman]

Oh, and you missed

Heroboy "My Mcguffin dissolved...Oh, it's back"

Mystic Dead Robot "This is the matrix of leadership. You can't take it, you have to earn it"

*Bad Robot takes matrix of leadership*

Heroboy and Continuity Person and Audience in unison: "Crap"

[jackdante]

"HELP I REALLY WANT A BIG BATTLE IN THE DESERT HOW DO I MAKE THINGS BOOM BOOM ON PYRAMIDS"

*dies laughing* For some reason, this line really broke me! Also, yes, much as I can't argue with seeing gratuitous Megan Fox ass shots, I accept that they are often not needed.