Let Me Makes Something Very Clear...

[mistervader]

.:It's Annoying To Keep On Hearing This Over And Over Again...:.

"Sir, can you show me magic?"

"Sir, can you read my mind?"

The answer is simple: yes, I can. But no, I will not

Comments

[andrewdrilon]

I knew you did magic, but I didn't know you could read minds. Awesome! What's your training? How'd you figure it out? :D

[mistervader]

Lots of training with my mentor. Mostly psychological in nature.

[dagbrown]

Sir, can you fix my Windows machine?

The eternal sysadmin's nightmare.

Offer your Friends'n'Family rate: twice your normal rate, two-hour minimum.