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[mistersleepless]

Today I am mostly still dead. And everything
is curling around the edges.

Comments

[hir0protagonist]

Apparently a lack of caffeine and life juices makes Warren look like a rubber jesus

[marm0t]

They make an unguent for that.

as if it's a bad thing

[porphyre]

You know you deserve every moment of it

[skylion]

From this vantage point, it looks like there is a nascant civilization going about it's buisness of "raising the roof" in your beard. I, too, have a van dyke beard and I hope the society in yours is technologically ignorant. I would hate to see those wheel-discovering bastards nesting in the hairs of you chin reaching out across the lines and planting themselves in my own whiskers.

Consider this a warning.

No more drinking aftershave lotion before the next bar mitzvah.

[autodidactic]

Hey mister. I haven't forgotten your existence. I hope you can say the same.

Love,
That one girl. You know, her.