It's better with ketchup..
So instead I give you... The Cracktastic Things I Learnt From Fresh Blood.
Bela is mean.
She rips Gordon off (although I think she really wanted to have angry sex with him too) and betrays the boys. But it is the answer to this question that may display the true depths of her meanness? Bela - who’s feeding the cat?
Sam is the Anti-Christ. (Source: Gordon Walker, 2007)
Orly? Now I have checked the relevant texts *koff*Wikipedia*koff* and found that in the apocalyptic pseudo-prophecy falsely attributed to the Tiburtine Sibyl the AntiChrist is described thus:
He will be tall of stature, of handsome appearance with shining face, and well put together in all parts of his body...
Hello, Sam Winchester! Interestingly Daniel 11:37, states that the Anti-Christ will have “no regard for the desire of women”, hereby providing canonical support for Wincest.
Dean is delicious.
Dean: "Smell? That's right. Come and get it. I smell goood, don't I? I taste even better.” Darling you are preaching to the choir. Mmmm all you can eat Dean….
I might be a vampire.
Lucy goes to a club, someone in a leather jacket buys her drinks, gives her drugs. Then she can hear a heart beating a block away, lights are too bright and sunshine hurts her skin. The next morning she’s surrounded by bodies covered in bite marks and their bodily fluids all over her face.
Funny thing is - exactly the same thing happened to me last weekend.
Men are bastards.
Poor Kubrick. Breaks Gordon out of jail, goes hunting the Anti-Christ with him, and just when he thinks he is finally going to get The Kiss, Gordon rips his heart out.
The Anti-Christ’s brother is a ninja. He may also be Batman. You decide.
Kim Manners is selling the Wincest.
Evidence?
Sam: blah blah I know you better blah blah brother
Dean (thinks hey - look at all the mattresses here!) Sure we can stay in Sam!
Sam lights incense to set the mood…
Gordon's hot for Dean
Gordon turned down Bela, and Kurbick because he wanted to have wall slammin, neck bitin sex with Dean.
However what he ends up with is a head job from Sam.
The CW supports Wincest.
Kim gives us a final scene with the boys sucking on beers and handling each others’ tools and just in case we miss the symbolism The CW gives us this handy caption.
all caps except last one by the talented
marishna
for more info on Bela's cat go here.
Bela is mean.
She rips Gordon off (although I think she really wanted to have angry sex with him too) and betrays the boys. But it is the answer to this question that may display the true depths of her meanness? Bela - who’s feeding the cat?
Sam is the Anti-Christ. (Source: Gordon Walker, 2007)
Orly? Now I have checked the relevant texts *koff*Wikipedia*koff* and found that in the apocalyptic pseudo-prophecy falsely attributed to the Tiburtine Sibyl the AntiChrist is described thus:
He will be tall of stature, of handsome appearance with shining face, and well put together in all parts of his body...
Hello, Sam Winchester! Interestingly Daniel 11:37, states that the Anti-Christ will have “no regard for the desire of women”, hereby providing canonical support for Wincest.
Dean is delicious.
Dean: "Smell? That's right. Come and get it. I smell goood, don't I? I taste even better.” Darling you are preaching to the choir. Mmmm all you can eat Dean….
I might be a vampire.
Lucy goes to a club, someone in a leather jacket buys her drinks, gives her drugs. Then she can hear a heart beating a block away, lights are too bright and sunshine hurts her skin. The next morning she’s surrounded by bodies covered in bite marks and their bodily fluids all over her face.
Funny thing is - exactly the same thing happened to me last weekend.
Men are bastards.
Poor Kubrick. Breaks Gordon out of jail, goes hunting the Anti-Christ with him, and just when he thinks he is finally going to get The Kiss, Gordon rips his heart out.
The Anti-Christ’s brother is a ninja. He may also be Batman. You decide.
Kim Manners is selling the Wincest.
Evidence?
Sam: blah blah I know you better blah blah brother
Dean (thinks hey - look at all the mattresses here!) Sure we can stay in Sam!
Sam lights incense to set the mood…
Gordon's hot for Dean
Gordon turned down Bela, and Kurbick because he wanted to have wall slammin, neck bitin sex with Dean.
However what he ends up with is a head job from Sam.
The CW supports Wincest.
Kim gives us a final scene with the boys sucking on beers and handling each others’ tools and just in case we miss the symbolism The CW gives us this handy caption.
all caps except last one by the talented
marishna
for more info on Bela's cat go here.