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[misswong]

My mother and sister went down to Ohio yesterday to babysit the all-powerful Simone. Now that my mom's unemployed, she plans on babysitting at least once a week. Dr. Wallace spends his Mondays teaching surly, uninterested 18 year olds to appreciate Dubliners, which is what you all have to do when you die and go to hell. Dr. Crosby is desperate to

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[we_are_pliable]

She's probably teaching Apocalypse Now because it is more interesting and less PAINFULLY AND INTRINSICALLY RACIST than Heart of Darkness.

[secretlyironic]

Also, better sound effects.

[misswong]

and Martin Sheen punching things

[misswong]

back in my day we had to read Heart of Darkness AND watch Apocalypse Now AND listen to Tupacalypse Now.