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[misspadfoot]

My mother has occasional lapses in the quality of her chosen television programming. Tonight she was going to watch the finale of The Bachelor, something I gave her grief about all morning.

She just stormed into my room, announced, "HE PICKED THE SLUT!" And stormed back out again.

These are my roots, folks.

Comments

[pirogoeth]

Hahahahaha. I suddenly feel far less guilty for being sucked back into the soap opera I've watched on and off since I was a kid. :x

[kecchin]

That is...perhaps one of the more fantastic stories I have heard this week.