you told us to stuff a gerbil in your butt so we did and then you were like, "duuuuuuuuuuude.. watch me shit it out HAHAHAHA" and you went to the bathroom and we heard loud grunting then you screamed so we went in there and you were n the ground crying and there, in the toilet, was a very bloody gerbil.
first you asked me to shoot a dart gun into your vag and i was like "uuhm what the fuck would i do that for?" and then you showed your boobs to an entire football stadium full of people that were all breathing fire out of their eyes. after that you head-butted a marmoset super hard and it screamed and morphed into a dragon made of lasers. you gave him sexual favors as he destroyed a town. then you jumped in the air super high doing tons of backflips and landed in your room after crashing through your roof.
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i hope youre alright. you might need stitches.
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then we both took E.
hah i love you.
my lip is sore!!
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BUT i love & miss you & hope that you're ok. <3
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i'm fine, just a little hungover...
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omg, last night was CRAZY!!!
I WANNA DO IT AGAIN TONIGHT!!!!
hahahaha drama free rules.
i hate boys.
especially...well...you know haha.
i love you!
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