This ain't no damned peep show!

[missnickers]

God, I'm sitting here in the library trying to study for finals and there's this dude & chick making out right in front of me. In the library. The hell? You don't do that in a crowded law school library. And if you do, you have the decency to find some secluded corner, not a table in the middle of the 1st floor. I mean, seriously. And the guy's

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dude, they are lucky i'm not there

[cllort]

LOL if I were in that library watching that couple go at it, I wouldn't be able to contain myelf from saying something. Probably along the lines of "give it to her GOOD, give it to her all night long!" or "yeah, baby, sasify!"

But that's just me. ;)

DAMN! Why couldn't you have been with me?

[missnickers]

If I had been *with* someone else (see: nicole's inability to resist peer pressure) I probably would have said something along the lines of, "HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!" But I'm such a wimp when I don't have backup. :( SO instead I read the same paragraph in my Corporations book about 20 times (and I still have no idea what that paragraph said).

At first I was like, is this some new form of Alternative Dispute Resolution that I am not aware of? But then I realized they were 1st years. Cryin' shame.

Re: DAMN! Why couldn't you have been with me?

[cllort]

Aaaah, 1Ls...they just can't keep their hormones in check, can they? And they still haven't quite realized how important it is to protect your rep that first year (because it will haunt you forever afterwards).

Re: DAMN! Why couldn't you have been with me?

[missnickers]

Oh, I know, those horney 1Ls. They better hope there weren't any cameras in the library or this may ruin any chances of a prestigious judicial clerkship over the summer.

I think they're taking the whole "studying legal breifs" thing a little too literally. *bow chicka bow chicka chicka*

You know I can't resist the porn medly! XD

LOL!

[anonymoose_au]

That reminds me of the time my friends and I went to have a picnic in the city, anyway we selected spot and there happened to be this couple there making out. Lunch Entertainment :O/

The frightening thing is, we went and took a walk around the Harbour came back like an hour later and they were still at it! Cripes! Every time we go into the city we still joke about that.

I'm sending you coffee now!

Re: LOL!

[missnickers]

Hee hee, see make-out fests when you aren't trying to concentrate aren't so bad - there's much potential for jokes and all around entertainment (plus the obligatory akwarndess, of course). Once I saw two bums making out! It was the better than *anything* I've seen on Cinemax at 1AM! Now, if these two students had been bums (or even midgets or clowns), it wouldn't have been so irritating. But no, they were not. And dude, there was actual groping, i'm not exaggerating here! Who does that in the middle of a crowded library?!

[foxywriter]

I think you should walk by with a cup of cold water, pretend to trip, douse them, and be like, "OMG, I'm so sorry!" LOL!

I hope you get to go home and take a nap. Wasn't today your last day of classes? A couple hours of sleep shouldn't hurt. You must conserve your mojo if you want to be in fighting form next week.

[missnickers]

I think things were wet enough without my help... Ewwwh. Dude, the guy looked quite a bit like "R" (as you call him). Or as much as I could tell, what with his face being permanently attatched to the girl and all.

Did you come home while I was in my room and then leave again? I thought I heard you, but then I went down stairs and I was alone. Or was it TAFT?! ;) Anyways, I am going to take a power nap now or I will never make it tonight - and I need to stay up late studying again. Wheeee!

Yes, yes, I *must* be in top fighting form by next week. Will you be my trainer? Make me eat thunder and crap lightning? C was going to be my trainer, but she always makes me chase the chickens and that always ends badly for all involved, with the beaks and the pecking and the feathers found in strange orifices.

[foxywriter]

Oh, woe! An R-twin! Lame that he's permasucking on the girl. Ah, spring love, eh?

Yeah, I came back, and then went to work out. You didn't notice that my car was in the parking lot right before the stairs when you left?? Dude, you really do need sleep!

If I train you, you must abide by the requirment of no "Drawn Together" until after your battles have been completed. Is that a risk you are willing to take?

[missnickers]

I know, R twin and he's taken! And the chick was kind of skanky looking too. But then, someone who has an olympic gropefest in the middle of a public library isn't exactly the model of propriety, eh?

Wow.... just... wow. I need sleep stat!

Feh. I'll train with Christina. At least with her I can watch Drawn Together and laugh wilst I apply ointment to my wounds & fish feathers out of my pants.

[power12252]

Awww damn! Why didn't I see this post until today? *shakes fist* I would have suggested that you go up to the guy, slap him across the face and yell, "YOU BASTARD!! How could you do this to me when I am pregnant with your child?!!! I want a divorce!"

Get some sleep! That's an order, private!

[missnickers]

OH.

My.

GOD.

LMAO!!!! I wish I had the guts to make a huge scene like that, that would have been the best reaction EVER! ;) This is exactly why I love your comments so much... *bows to the master*

[rayluxuryacht]

Gettin' Jiggy To: the slurping and the inappropriateness

Slurping? There was slurping going on? Ewwwwwwwww!!!! Oh, wait, you were referring to the coffee you were drinking. Never mind. I thought you meant- never mind.