Kinda like Mad-Libs, only not...
And now for a meme, hijacked from my homegirl, foxywriter. Fill it out. *shakes fist* Fill it!
Dear missnickersYou make me ________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We ( Read more... )
Dear missnickersYou make me ________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We ( Read more... )
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You make me LAUGH. You should CREATE A PROFILE ON MATCH.COM TO MEET THAT DOCTOR. Someday I will BRIBE YOU WITH COFFEE. You = MIDGETS, DRAWN TOGETHER, AND PORN. If I saw you now I'd SMIRK. I would build a ROBOT OF SETH MACFARLANE just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my PINKIE TOE. If I could sing you any song it would be "WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT" by SUM 41. We could drink BLENDED MOCHAS under the stars. My love for you is like that of A PIMP FOR HIS HOES.
Love,
FOXY
(P.S. YOU BETTA POST IN MY LJ NOW.)
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PS- Am I the pimp or am I the ho? *scratches head*
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You make me hope for the future of the human race. You should go on the road with Max in a Comedy Act. Someday I will come over in the Big Moose and take us to see Seth MacFarlane. You = hilarity. If I saw you now I'd cheer. I would build a Mr. Incredible life-sized doll just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my car. If I could sing you any song it would be "Peanut Butter Jelly Time. We could drink iced choclates under the stars (Hey, any time I can get that stuff, I will!). My love for you is like that of Pimpin' Pete for the Ho (Hmmm, you sensing a theme here?).
Love,
Big M
(P.S. If I ever break into the writing world I'll use some of your crazy adventures in a future story.)
REPOST THIS WITH DEAR ______ (YOUR NAME) AND HAVE PEOPLE MESSAGE YOU FILLING IN THE BLANK.
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You make me sick. You should be banned from living under an act of parliment. Someday I will take over the world with my ravenous monkey slaves, and pass such an act. In the meantime, however, I hate you so much I often mistake it for genuine love and affection, and sometimes horniness, so until then I will make you my bitch, and we can play with whips, and nipple clips, and candle wax, and you can call me Big Papa Smurf, yo. You = my Smurfette. If I saw you now I'd scream. You always know how to make me scream... In a good way. I would build a space probe just for you. And probe you with it. I would get your name tattooed on my big Smurfy naughty places. If I could sing you any song it would be a rude one involving rugy and possibly some sailors. We could drink sangria under the stars. My love for you is like that of a repeat offender and his arresting officer. Tonight. Tomorrow, you be the Catholic schoolgirl and I'll be the Priest.
Love,
Pig Papa Smurf, yo
(P.S. remember to bring the phone cord and cat-o-nine-tails ( ... )
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There’s no way I could ever top that. EVER. :p But jus’ so you know: Wednesday is Catholic Schoolgirl/Priest night. Monday is Unitesticle Superhero and the Naughty Suspect night. But this time *I* get to wear the tutu and *you* have to wear the ball-gag and kimono!
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Yes, I tried some that Jenn picked up. Maybe it was because it wasn't completely cold, but I wasn't to crazy about it. In a nutshell, it's coffee-flavored coke. I'll stick to drinking these beverages separately, thankuverymuch. The cost doesn't appeal to me, either -- four small bottles for $4.50. That's two Venti Coffees or a Venti Mocha at Starbucks -- much more enjoyable to dring, IMHO.
- Paul
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You make me FEEL ALL TINGLY IN SPECIAL PLACES. You should JOIN THE GHOST BUSTERS AND BE RID OF YOUR PHANTOM PRESIDENT. Someday I will TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM TO BAIL YOU OUT AFTER BREAKING INTO BRAD BIRD'S HOUSE. You = INCREDIBLE. If I saw you now I'd WONDER WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING IN FLORIDA. I would build a "SHIP" just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my DOG'S LEFT HIND LEG. If I could sing you any song it would be THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND. We could drink MIMOSA under the stars. My love for you is like that of MICHAEL JACKSON WITH A PICTURE OF SPENCER FOXX.
Love,
HURRICANE BOY
(P.S. THE FRAT BOYS TICKLE.)
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