“Fed up with keeping your underwear inside your pants???” And other summer updates.

[missnickers]

Hey all. How am I, you ask? Vital signs are good. Last night, K and I had one of our typical nights of random fun & debauchery. We went to a few stores in search of appartment stuff. It was in Bed, Bath, & Beyond that I came to the startling revelation that I am, in fact, turning into my mother. Oh the horror! It wasn’t very long ago that

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Who needs underwear?

[power12252]

Circa midnight, we decided to, for no particular reason whatsoever, drive out to the airport and watch the planes. I thought about living out my lifelong dream of running across a tarmack, shouting, “SOMEBODY STOP THAT PLANE!!”

I mentioned this in K's LJ too. Your randomness is truly inspiring to me. If only I could have the insight, in the middle of the night when I have nothing to so, to think "Huh, I know! I'm going to go to the airport!" Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. *applauds*

That handbook seems extremely useful. I may swing by Borders on my way home and pick that up myself. Do they have a chapter on color-coordinating your speedo with your mask and cape?

I can just imagine your reaction when Giorgio gave you his pick-up line about owning a deli. Sheesh, I can't believe you didn't just fall right into his arms. Think about the possibilities, free pickles for life! That line is right up there with "I had leprosy when I was kid."

Not me! They don't call me Commando Nickers for my combat abilities!

[missnickers]

I think the most random thing about it was that we didn't even *stop* at the airport... it's like out in the middle of nowhere and we just drove around a couple times, then left. And I lemented about not being able to lay on the hood of the car and watch the planes fly overhead. *sob* Security is too tight these days for that. Next time I aim to pose as a pilot and sneak into the airport bar called The Little Black Box. Mmm.... drunk pilots

That's my gal! Just be careful zipping up in the morning.

[power12252]

Oh man. I'm going to see you on the news one night, aren't I? Just please don't try to fly the plane yourself, m'kay (unless you are coming to visit me, of course).

Cool, getting thrown out of a car is fun! If you get REALLY bored one night, I'd highly recommend it. You probably saw a mob hit. The guy was lucky to survive. But remember, "You didn't see nuthin'!"

Underwear on the outside? Man, I miss college. Remind me to tell you that story some time. :D

Don't worry. Not all the guys you attract are creepy and old. ;)

We gals don't have the same zipper problems that you guys have....

[missnickers]

... also, I don't use zippers. I've found velcro to be much more practical. :)

Oh come on, 10 year olds fly planes, how hard could it be?! Just because I've had no formal training and lack depth perception is no reason to count me out! What I lack in experience I make up for in aggression!

LOL! I mob hit in a Volvo stationwagon! Puts a whole new spin on those soccer moms, doesn't it??

What?! Wearing underwear outside of your pants?! FESS UP! I also wore underpants on the outside of my jeans that said 'sexpot' in glitter Who would do such a thing? You're silly.

No, not all of them... there is this one strapping young buck who dons a pink speedo that seems to have taken a shine to me... XD

[missnickers]

Heh heh, it's definitely worth getting for the hilarity factor alone, it's got every comic cliche in the world! And it's practical - for example, I now know how to take a hit over the head with a chair and where to grab onto the bottom railing of a helicopter when making a getaway. That was worth the $10 alone (I have no idea what the exchange rate would be...)

I also need to get me one of those Dalek Survival Guides..! Perhaps then I won't ask stupid questions about how Dalek's reproduce... Perhaps. o_O

What the Deli Man was REALLY trying to say...

[anonymoose_au]

"You like popsicles? I've got a whole FREEZER full of 'em..."

Run, run for your life! :Oo

(Heh, I finally saw this weeks episode, oh my God, I loved Stewie's little rant...both of them!)

And I know how you feel about the airport thing, I always want to go to the airport and watch the planes, but it costs (I'm not kidding) 6 bucks a half hour! Damn you all!

But be careful with trying to pretend to be a pilot..."You're not a pilot! I know every pilot in the world!"

LMAO off at that book! Man, I need to put that on my 'To Buy List', it sounds hilarious! It would also be very helpful in my secret superhero exploits a good bit of fun.

And I say geeky people unite! We have nothing to lose but our glasses and high pants!

That muscley armed deli owner and his sausage sandwiches....

[missnickers]

:-O I KNEW something sinister was going on when he told me to reach into his pocket for my tip because his arthritis woudln't allow him to do so! I should have noticed something was up, seeing as how he didn't have any reason to tip me... Good thing I didn't follow him into the backroom for those so called "popsicles!"

LOL! Oh, I think I can pretend to be a pilot just fine, I can certainly talk the talk. If they ask me why I'm not wearing my pilot uniform, I'll tell them that I've stowed it away safely in the overhead compartment! XD IT's fool proof!!

Damn, at the airport I should have looked for the auction and the Frenchman! Oh well, what would I have done with a whole suitcase full of condoms anyway... *sigh*

Psst, BM! I'll let you in on a little secret: WE are what are known as COOL geeks. We must embrace it! Cast off our pocket protectors (metaphorically, of course) and dance the dance of life! ;)

[rayluxuryacht]

I guess I have to get this book now! I could use some new tips for launching my career as Craptrouser Man. What should my catchphrase be? I'm leaning toward "That might sound plausible if it didn't come from a CRACK WHORE!" But that's kind of off the subject, so I'm open to suggestions.

But you don't need to ever say "Please excuse the above dorkfest". Haven't you learned by now- we LIKE the dorkiness! So dork out to your heart's content!

Seriously, hilarious post, BTW.