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[missingmypickle]

I've been thinking...what if I were genetically designed for only one purpose? Vengeance. My parents unearthed their life savings in order that they might one day unleash wrath upon their dearest enemy, which, for reasons Dad would refuse to explain, would be Mike the Tiger, the LSU mascot

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[lapiudolce]

Or maybe you're just an experiment gone awry, and your spit tastes furry and you have knuckles between your shoulder blades?