try these!

[missfourtune]

my 10 favortite pick up lines (i should start a book of them

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[muckrunner]

- If I said your body was sexy would you hold it against me?

- Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

- Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

- Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

- My name's Jane. That's so you know what to scream.

- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

- (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

- I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

so mine are kind of cheesy, but still amusing.

Also Not A Stalker

[papavic]

Like you I'm here in your journal due to randomness.

Here's -my- usual pickup line: "Uhm...............*blink*.......uhhhhhhhh........uhmmm...........can, I mean..........uhhhhh... would you......awwwwwwww..."

"...huh?"

"...awwwww, nevermind..*stare at feet*..."

i just got this today

[muckrunner]

you must be a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you.

really, the nerve of some people!