ME: Auntie, why the hell do your roosters do there wake up calls at night?
AUNTIE: Well, I take them in and most of them are used for cock fighting so . . .
ME: Huh? What??
AUNTIE: Yes, and the owners shoot them up with ank . . .ant . . .amps. . .amphetic...
ME: Amphetamines auntie, amphetamines.
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