Fic-Post: It's not you, it's him (Swimming RPS)

[miss_pam]

Title: It's not you, it's him
Pairing: Ryan Lochte/Michael Phelps
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,590
Summary: Michael thinks that things don't happen for a reason. Only maybe they do.
Disclaimer: nope
Author's Note: There's three seperate stories in this, but I was stuck on two of them, and then ~the break-up happened, and I turned three stories into

Comments

[ch33rylips]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY CAN'T THIS HAVE HAPPENED COME ON GUYS UGH JUST BE TOGETHER ALREADY >:|

Great fic boo.

And of course you enjoy playing with dolphins more slut, they're your family umm hello.

[miss_pam]

THIS THIS THIS! they need to move past all the ratchet and get with each other, dammit!

also, who would not prefer dolphins over humans anyway?

thank you for reading bb!

[ughryan]

I love it!
This cracked me up:
Turns out that they apparently want different things out of the relationship (Michael’s problem being that this is literally what he wants - out of the relationship).

:)

You're clever and this story was great!

[miss_pam]

haha, i live for puns like that.

thank you for reading!

[miss_pam]

i will forever be convinced that those mugs were a gift from ryan. mostly because i can't think of anyone who'd give such a thing to michael.
headcanon accpeted!

thank you for reading bb, glad you enjoyed it!

[la_vie_boheme07]

ahhhhh i refuse to believe this didn't actually happen. it's allllll so plausible, i swear. so good as usual bb!

[miss_pam]

i mean, i doubt the vegas wedding happened, but other than that, i remain convinced that ryan gave michael those mugs. and until either of them says otherwise, that's what i choose to believe.

aww, thank you bb. this fic was such a struggle, you have no idea.

[jake_hughes21]

Best fic I have read before, I really wish I could write like this... Here is to hoping anything I write comes out just as well :)

[miss_pam]

awww, thank you so much!