And another thing...

[miss_newham]

My alarm clock woke me up at 4.30 and told me I was an alcoholic deadbeat loser who squandered everything good that this way comes.  It then laughed at me in the manner of the laughing furniture in 'Evil Dead', knowing that it had successfully bummed me out for the whole morning and woken me an hour before I was actually supposed to be getting up

Comments

[comradexavier]

People really just randomly insult and stone you? How unfortunate!

[miss_newham]

Unfortunate is a good word for it! Such are the ways af British teenagers - I got off lightly really.