Interesting things to hear preparing to get married (for the first time)...

[miss_anastasia]

What my mom said this morning as I was walking out the door:

"Did you get your divorce papers?"

What my mother actually meant:

"I brought you a copy of Payne's On Divorce home from the office last night in preparation for your lecture on the history of divorce this morning. I left it on your desk, did you get it?"

And my students wonder why I insist

Comments

[wrin]

Oh, fuck you M-A

[miss_anastasia]

You know, considering this was about quarter to seven, and she'd been up about 6 minutes, I'm not so sure she 'meant' anything by it. It just amused me...

[ali_kira]

Wow.