So Lower Your Shields, Spread Your Nacelles To Make Room For His Craft

Mar 08, 2009 20:43

What: Kankuro comes over before the move to check out the most luxurious sex toy on the market. He notices pretty quickly that the Real Doll company made a fairly *cough* large error when it came to the anatomical correctness factor.
Who: Kankuro and (a very confused) L.
When: Tuesday evening
Where: Kurenai's house
Rating: PG-13 to start. XD ( Read more... )

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dexterous_fake March 9 2009, 01:09:03 UTC
It was after his lunch with Kurenai that reminded Kankuro of Ryuzaki and his rather luxurious internet buy. He'd been meaning to stop by sometime sooner, but his own wrap up with his real girlfriend and sex partner---he'd completely forgotten about the odd boy and his new friend.

He knocked on the door (or more like banged on it) happy for the intrusion. This had to be one of the most hilarious things he'd heard of yet. Well, besides showing Ryuzaki his round of porn. This was going to be a humorous cap on the night.

"Open up little freak," he said playfully with a laugh.

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luke7lawliet March 9 2009, 01:15:12 UTC
The door swung open to reveal a puzzled-looking L, with his customary bare feet and disheveled hair.

"'Little freak?'" he inquired, raising an eyebrow. He hardly ever felt that twinge that reminded him that he didn't get nearly as much respect as being L entitled him to, but this was one of those times. Not that he would complain; there was a certain amount of safety that being Kurenai's autistic ward entailed, which he was very comfortable with.

"Well, 'big pervert,' maybe you should come in?" he suggested innocently.

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dexterous_fake March 9 2009, 01:39:03 UTC
As the door opened wide Kankuro laughed. "You wanted me to visit your little hot to trot girlfriend, so why not?" He shrugged walking into Kurenai's familiar place. He'd stayed there for a few weeks when his temper needed to keep in check, and he had to admit, he'd missed being around the strange boy. It was company nonetheless.

He had no idea what to expect. This had to be like a blow-up doll only amplified. There was a small chance he'd be disturbed, but then again Ryuzaki could surprise him.

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luke7lawliet March 9 2009, 01:57:42 UTC
Michelle was in the kitchen, sitting serenely at the kitchen table with almost a huge plate of almost a dozen scrambled eggs in front of her. L had taught himself how to cook them, and he had gotten into the spirit and made far too many. So, even though the doll didn't eat, it seemed like it was better than letting them go to waste.

"It is not my girlfriend. It is not a girl," L said, shrugging one shoulder off-handedly. "At least, not a conventional one." he meant this in more ways than one, thought that might not have been readily apparent.

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