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[misfortuned]

Oh for the love of -

You have got to be kidding me.

...

There had better be some electricity this time around. I wager I'm not going to be very inclined to stay on my best behaviour if I have to miss out on more telly time. And light. I may be a vampire, but even the pasty undead like a spot of light every now and then.

...

And where in

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[not_satan]

Cool!

[misfortuned]

And who might you be, exactly?

[not_satan]

Not going to say yet, but you said you're a vampire.

[misfortuned]

Will you look at that. Little boy can read.

It's not as "cool" as one'd assume it to be, I promise you that.

[lamentations317]

Maybe the water will come back soon sir.

[misfortuned]

Yeah? Well it'd better.

Or I'd hate to see the ruckus I stir up, in the event of that not happening.

[lamentations317]

Hnn.

A destructive rampage?

[misfortuned]

Destructive rampages are more for your lesser, brainless demons, I hate to say.

[iluvfunnelcake]

SPIKE! YOU'RE BACK!

[misfortuned]

... That I am, Andrew.

See you haven't gotten yourself killed yet. Have to say I'm suprised by that.

Where's Buffy?

[iluvfunnelcake]

She went home a while ago. It's been just me and Illyria for a while.

[misfortuned]

Right, then.

That's that. She's gone back home to lil'bit, where she belongs.

How long've I been gone?