screw actual writing, lets just do memes all the fucking time

[misdreya]

ganked from ran_pants .

Name a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you:

(a) Three facts about them from my personal fanon.
(b) A reason he/she sucks.
(c) A reason he/she is amazing.
(d) (Up to) Five things that I'd like to see happen to them.
(e) Five people that I can't ship that character with and why.

FOR THIS ONE, I'm only doing Metalocalypse,

Comments

[cuddyclothes]

Damn you! You've discovered why I do all of these memes! To avoid writing! Shit.

Good luck!

[herbailiwick]

LAVONA. But if that is too obscure, William. Cause duh. You're like the expert. :-)

[misdreya]

(a) She never shaves. Anywhere. In high school, she only had boyfriends because she announced they were dating, whether they were actually dating or not. The boys were too frightened to argue. She frequently watches Hell's Kitchen because she finds men who scream in brutal anger for hours mind meltingly hot

[herbailiwick]

ALL OF THIS IS MAKING HER A SEXY BEAST. asfonaondsgsafas

I just hope she can't sing worth shit, but tries hard. That would be amazing.

BUT NOW I WANT TO SEE LAVONA/TWINKLETITS. Seriously.

[wikdsushi]

I gotta ask: CHARLES!

(And Toki, if you feel like doing two. I'm so predictable.)

[misdreya]

(a) He's a wonderful dancer, including dances like the Tango. ^_^ He came from a dirt poor family, and felt like it was his mission to go to Harvard and make something of himself for his father who worked three jobs and came home dirty every day. He somehow worries more about his emerging gray hairs than his numerous scars. (Maybe because gray hairs aren't as bad ass and don't come with such awesome stories

[herbailiwick]

I second wanting to see Charles break stuff. Maybe he breaks the extra IKEA lamps himself and Pickles was just modeling his behavior? Hurr hurr.

Put the boots to Lavona. HAHA, anyone after Nathan, Charles would be set on KILL.

oh GAHWWD I gatta tahk about my brother????

[misdreya]

(a) He's actually named after his father, which is why he abandoned his name and took up a new one after he left home. He resents his father for neglecting/possibly verbally abusing him and doesn't want to be reminded of that every day when someone calls his name. He chose "Pickles" because that's all that was in Tony's fridge the first night he slept in his apartment. On a related note, Tony took him in off the streets and took care of him before he ever thought of playing music with him. He secretly loves wearing satiny girl panties, specifically boy shorts. ^_^

(b) He's such a pushover with Seth. :( JUST SAY NO calvert PICKLES

Re: oh GAHWWD I gatta tahk about my brother????

[herbailiwick]

NAMED AFTER CALVERT! THAT'S AWESOME asfoadsnewofnosdnadsghasd YOU ARE GREAT!!

I'd like to see a like videogame style Seth/Pickles battle! Like Scott Pilgrim. For some fucking reason. And I too want to see why Seth is such a dick. Unfortunately...he just seems to be one!

Seth/Lavona. He would not make it past a couple pieces of dialog before becoming eviscerated.

Re: oh GAHWWD I gatta tahk about my brother????

[herbailiwick]

SHIT THIS WAS ABOUT PICKLES. I got confused, so sue me! No, he wouldn't put up with her at all, Pickles. Or should I say Calvert? :-D