[Fanfic] Akanishi Jin/Kamenashi Kazuya - 30_ways - #14 - Trees
Title: The Birds And The Otters
Fandom: Johnny's Entertainment
Characters: Akanishi Jin/Kamenashi Kazuya
Theme: #14 - Trees
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Somo: Jin watches Doubutsuen and now wants Kame to bite all his food into tiny-sized portions. He also comes across an epiphany, "wait, you mean those kinds of advances don't work?"
A/N: Written for Somo's prompt from the Akame fic meme. ♥ I tried to keep it as canonically correct as it can be from an Akame fangirl's point of view. XD The Doubutsuen episode Jin was supposed to have watched was the one from 2008.03.08. You can download it here, or you can watch Kame's part on online streaming sites, but "Jin's epiphany" is not included in Kame's part.
(BTW. This is not related to the story in any case, but WATCH THIS TO SEE AIBA'S PROPOSAL. Aiba, you're such a silly womanizer, I love you. ♥)
Beta-ed by xshinystars. Thank you!
Word Count: 1,903
Kame thought that Jin's recent demeanor was odd; if not to say very, very odd.
About two or three days ago Jin had returned home with a huge, fresh oak tree branch, which he erected by attaching some ropes around the branch and nailing the rope ends to a wooden plate underneath. This monument he placed in the middle of the living room after moving aside the table and the sofas.
Kame was baffled. He could only stare at the tree branch that reached as far as the ceiling and Jin who was busy doing whatever he was doing.
“Jin.” He approached him hesitantly.
“Hm?” Jin mumbled something in return as he was still busy checking how steady the tree branch was standing.
Kame waited a moment or two, alternatively looking at Jin and the strange object. It was funny how a tree branch, just because it was put into a different environment, appeared to be strange. He would never have thought it strange to find a tree branch upraised with ropes in the park nearby, but it was Jin working on it in the living room that made it strange.
Sometimes Jin would just come up with a crazy idea and invest all of his attention to accomplish the idea on his own. At times like that it would be best to leave Jin alone and let the matter be. This looked like another one of Jin's crazy ideas, but Kame decided to interfere this time - he had to, he told himself - because it was also his living room.
“What are you doing, Jin?” Kame asked at last.
Jin didn't look at him. He only said, “You'll see.”
“Well, does it have to be in the living room?” Yet Kame didn't even try to stop him, it would be fruitless, he knew. He was too tired from Dream Boys to argue with Jin.
“Where else should I put it?” Jin asked back.
“Well,” Kame began, frowning a little. He just didn't know how he should explain the existence of a tree branch in place of the table and the sofas to his parents, should they decide to visit him spontaneously again. “You could put it in the bedroom,” he suggested.
Kame regretted his suggestion as soon as he saw Jin blushing. It was a deep crimson blush that crept over his entire face up to his ears, and Kame was extremely worried because he had no coherent idea what would produce such a blush from Jin.
“Never mind,” Kame said hurriedly. “Leave it here. It's heavy to carry it around, isn't it?”
--
The next day made Kame more baffled. Jin had built up a sort of tent with cloths around the tree branch during his absence and had refused to let Kame peek inside.
“Don't look until I'm done!” Jin hissed at him.
So Kame looked down at his bare feet instead and struggled to find out what the bits of tree limbs, branchlets, leaves, flowers, nuts, etc he saw scattered on the floor were for, but he remained clueless.
Kame was calculating and deliberate, however, Jin was impromptu and unpredictable. It was impossible for Kame to guess Jin's actions.
Kame sighed and was glad that they had to leave for a photoshoot the next day, because this would get Jin out of the apartment and away from his secret 'project' for a while.
--
Jin was sulking the moment he saw their meals laid out on the table, Kame noticed. Kame took out the chopsticks and examined the food but couldn't find anything extraordinary. It was the same food they got every time and in every studio. Kame shrugged and freed the plastic bento box from the thin, transparent saran wrap like the rest of them but Jin did.
“Oh, are you not going to eat?” Junno asked Jin after saying 'Itadakimasu' and digging into the rice.
Jin didn't answer. He cast a gloomy look over at Kame, and then finally started unwrapping.
That gloomy look caused a tumult inside Kame. What had he done this time? He quickly mumbled an 'Itadakimasu' and agilely fished a piece of salmon with the chopsticks. Just when he's about to eat it he sensed an intense stare coming from Jin's direction.
Kame looked up at Jin, and he found Jin staring at him like a kicked puppy - crestfallen, dejected and miserable - and Kame cursed inwardly because he knew that Jin knew that he couldn't stand that look and because he had no coherent idea why Jin was looking at him like that, just like how he had no idea what Jin was doing with the tree in the living room.
He flashed a huge smile at Jin, the only thing he felt confident enough to do at the moment, and asked, “What's the matter, Jin?”
“Nothing,” Jin grumbled. But Kame caught him casting a brief look at the salmon he was about to eat.
“Uh, do you want to eat this?” Kame asked. “You can have it.” He put the piece of salmon into Jin's box.
“No,” Jin said with a sigh, and put it back to Kame's box. “Not like that.”
“Not like that?” Kame frowned.
“Kame, you don't understand anything!” Jin exclaimed sullenly.
“That's because you're not telling me anything!” Kame yelled back.
“Fine! I want you to feed me like you fed those otters!”
“What?” Kame still didn't understand. What otters? He couldn't be talking about. . .
Jin growled at him and demonstrated what he meant by grabbing one of his own salmons, biting it to small-sized portions and leaning toward Kame to pull him into a kiss. Jin pressed the tiny piece of salmon onto Kame's lips. Kame opened his mouth instinctively and Jin used this chance to force the fish inside Kame's mouth with his tongue.
Then Jin let go of him and watched as Kame glared at him, chewing slowly.
“I didn't feed the otters like that,” Kame said, frowning.
“You never bit the food into tiny sizes for me before,” Jin said accusingly.
“And you're not an otter, Jin.” Kame rolled his eyes.
At the meantime the rest of KAT-TUN was busy occupying themselves to avoid looking at Jin and Kame.
--
Then, on the following day, Kame came across an epiphany.
The realization started dawning on him when Jin sneaked up to him from behind, gave him a real scare, and then asked Kame proudly, “I did a better job than Aoki-san, didn't I?”
So Jin has watched Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen, Kame concluded.
Then he thought about the tree branch and the other items he spotted, and revelation hit him with the force of a thunderbolt.
The first thing he did as he rushed back home with Jin was to tear down the cloth tent despite Jin's loud protests.
As he had thought, he found the tree branch, adorned with leaves, flowers and a lot of other pretty things that you could find in nature. You could see that the decorator had put a lot of work into creating it.
“Kame!” Jin exclaimed outrageously, and tried to hide the branch behind him, without any success because the branch was broader and taller than Jin. “You're not supposed to look until I'm finished building the tower!”
Kame stepped closer to Jin, and put his hands on Jin's shoulders.
“Jin, I really appreciate your efforts. . . But we're human,” Kame reminded him calmly, “not birds.”
“Oh,” Jin said. That was when Jin came across an epiphany on the same day as well. “Oh. You mean, it doesn't work like that?”
Kame smiled.
“You mean, I can't seduce you even if we played hide and seek around the decorated tree tower? Even if I showed you my orange hat? Doesn't work even if I danced in front of you or slapped your face with my---” Jin stopped talking when he saw Kame twitching the corner of his mouth dangerously. “Uh, I just thought it would be a unique way to, uh, propose.”
“Unique, indeed.” Kame sighed. “I would be the only fool in the entire universe to fall for it.”
“I know you would.” Jin grinned.
Kame laughed, put his arms around Jin's neck and pulled him closer for a kiss.
They kissed fiercely and hungrily. Jin leaned back on the tree branch behind him, and enjoyed feeling Kame's tongue teasing his tongue and his hands teased Kame's well-built, yet slender body. He slid his hand under Kame's checkered long-sleeve shirt, placed them on his ass; kneaded, caressed, fumbled and groped wherever he wanted.
Kame heard them both moan when Jin started grinding, rubbing his lower body against him, and he felt Jin's and his own erection growing even through the thick fabric of jeans, never breaking the kiss.
They were still kissing as they moved to the bedroom, and when Jin took out the lube from underneath the pillow, Kame thought about how long it had been since they've done it. They had refrained from fucking each other senselessly ever since. . . he couldn't recall. Now he was busy doing Dream Boys, but he could let go for the moment, Jin would treat him gently because he knew that he had to perform in the afternoon again.
He thought that Jin always looked so desperately needy when he ripped open the condom package with his teeth and hurriedly placed it on him. The sight always turned him on so much he couldn't help but let out a moan, because he was the one that made him wanting. Jin wanted him.
Kame drove his nails in Jin's arms, leaving red marks there, because of the pain he felt when Jin finally entered him. It had been too long, and they were both in such a rush, they couldn't wait any second longer. He cried out Jin's name when he hit his right spot and stroked his own length fast, and came hard with a shudder that caught him from head to toe. Jin moved inside him with a maddening speed, and licked Kame's toes after placing his legs on his shoulders, reaching deeper than before, and Kame moaned, his body being more delicate and more sensitive after the immediate climax, and just when he thought he couldn't take it anymore, Jin came with a satisfied, low grunt.
After calming down and finally catching their breath, Jin threw the condom in the trash bin, laid down beside Kame, wrapped his arms around him and pressed his back against his bare chest. He made a contented sound and snuggled closer to Kame.
“But why do you think you have to propose to me? We're already, you know,” Kame said sleepily as he played with Jin's fingers; gently rubbing them with his thumbs, tracing them up and down and caressing them.
“Just see it as my way to confirm your love for me,” Jin whispered, and nibbled lovingly on Kame's earlobe.
“What? If I had gone away it would have meant that I didn't love you?”
“Yes,” Jin nodded.
“Bullshit,” Kame said.
“But you stayed,” Jin said with a wide grin on his face. Kame knew he had that grin on his face even if he was facing him with his back and couldn't see it.
But he stayed nonetheless. Whom could he blame other than himself?
The End