Dear Ashlee and Pete: You have your own house, you do not need my head.

[misanthrope7842]

Last night I had a dream where I was giving Ashlee Simpson baby advice while alternately playing really horribly mean pranks on her at our school where, incidentally, I was the only one required to wear Rory Gilmore's Chilton school uniform. Not her actual uniform, but one that looked just like it but was my size. I think I fell asleep with the

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[lelaina_c]

ROFL!

Also, Frank is my boyfriend. You can gladly keep Ray and Bob. :D

[misanthrope7842]

My life is not like other people's.

Yay! Let us call their management and discuss this conclusion. "No, see, you don't understand. We AGREED. It's ALL WORKED OUT." Management has no arguement, really.