+ HER TENTH DECREE +
[Suddenly, no matter what you were doing, the Queen is on your screen, sitting daintily on her throne. She is on every screen; there is no absolutely getting away from her. She is far from pleased, drumming her fingers on the arm of the throne. No matter where you are, it feels like she is looking directly into you, discontent with you specifically.]
My dear citizens of Wonderland. It has come to my attention that some of you have been rather naughty subjects while my back was turned. Oh, dear. For shame.
[Her lips curl into a smile.] Fortunately for you, your royal highness The Red Queen of Hearts is here to restore the rightful order to this mansion. You have all been rather rotten, to the point where should I attempt to punish all of you, there would be exactly zero left, and we cannot very well have that, can we? No, not at all.
[She stares right at the camera, considering who to pick on very carefully. It seems she did not actually have anyone in mind beforehand, and is picking people randomly.]
40410, you are under arrest for the severe crimes of excessive inquisitiveness and terrible hair. Yes, you. In the glasses.
…I cannot remember why I wanted you, unseen_maple, but I am most certain it was you. Possibly for crimes of treason and treachery and treacle, or something else entirely.
kindly_done, your name is far too ridiculous, being that it is really two first names. You are under arrest as well for pure absurdity.
Let me see…who else… [She ponders for a moment.] For the heinous abuse of the English language, I will also being seizing reckless_eagle . We only speak the Queen's English here.
Finally, I simply must have one of those obnoxious darlings who insist upon filling the network with music. …Hm. You. dontrainonmy, you are now under arrest.
All of you will report to me immediately for your punishments. Should you not manage to find your own way over, I will be pleased to send...escorts for each of you. I will be waiting.
[She chuckles a little and and with the wickedest of smiles, the feed dies on every screen.
Both mirrors and real characters are welcome to reply to this post to harass the Queen, but they may not reply to each other (real things can only talk to other real things, and mirrors can only talk to mirrors). EVENT BEGIN. OOC POST IN A FEW MINUTES.]
My dear citizens of Wonderland. It has come to my attention that some of you have been rather naughty subjects while my back was turned. Oh, dear. For shame.
[Her lips curl into a smile.] Fortunately for you, your royal highness The Red Queen of Hearts is here to restore the rightful order to this mansion. You have all been rather rotten, to the point where should I attempt to punish all of you, there would be exactly zero left, and we cannot very well have that, can we? No, not at all.
[She stares right at the camera, considering who to pick on very carefully. It seems she did not actually have anyone in mind beforehand, and is picking people randomly.]
40410, you are under arrest for the severe crimes of excessive inquisitiveness and terrible hair. Yes, you. In the glasses.
…I cannot remember why I wanted you, unseen_maple, but I am most certain it was you. Possibly for crimes of treason and treachery and treacle, or something else entirely.
kindly_done, your name is far too ridiculous, being that it is really two first names. You are under arrest as well for pure absurdity.
Let me see…who else… [She ponders for a moment.] For the heinous abuse of the English language, I will also being seizing reckless_eagle . We only speak the Queen's English here.
Finally, I simply must have one of those obnoxious darlings who insist upon filling the network with music. …Hm. You. dontrainonmy, you are now under arrest.
All of you will report to me immediately for your punishments. Should you not manage to find your own way over, I will be pleased to send...escorts for each of you. I will be waiting.
[She chuckles a little and and with the wickedest of smiles, the feed dies on every screen.
Both mirrors and real characters are welcome to reply to this post to harass the Queen, but they may not reply to each other (real things can only talk to other real things, and mirrors can only talk to mirrors). EVENT BEGIN. OOC POST IN A FEW MINUTES.]