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[sugarhighkind]

[A hyperactive thirteen year old bounces around his room, his communicator dutifully broadcasting his every movement to the entire mansion. He is hopped up on sugar and cannot seem to keep still for even a moment. Every pass in front of the camera is accompanied by a sound that goes something like this:]

EEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE

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[leadmetotheark]

*BRINGING YOU CAKE. ALL OF THE CAKE.*

[sugarhighkind]

[BEST. FRIENDS. FOREVER.]

DO YOU HAVE CAKE

[leadmetotheark]

And cookies!

They're white chocolate chip with orange zest. It's a new recipe!

[sugarhighkind]

OH MY GOD, THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.

[Not that he'll be eating them slowly enough to taste them.]

[deadshuffle]

i can hear you from my room
quiet down

[sugarhighkind]

JADE
JJJJAAAADE
JADE MY ROOM GOT MESSY AGAIN
LOLOL HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN
THERE IS CAKE
ON EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING EVER

[deadshuffle]

oh i dont know
its not like you leave all your junk food everywhere
that wouldnt be possible at all
you want me to come over there?

[sugarhighkind]

UH
DUH
THAT IS WHAT I MEANT
GOSH YOU CAN BE STUPID
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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[bleeds_red]

egbert.
the thing that you need is definitely not cake.

[TEXT FOREVER]

[sugarhighkind]

ARE YOU SURE?

BECAUSE I'M FEELING LIKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING CAKE RIGHT NOW.

[bleeds_red]

i'm more than sure.

[sugarhighkind]

KARKLES I THINK YOU'RE A BIT OF A KILLJOY.

YOU SHOULD EAT MORE CAKE.

[petitemurderer]

You may wish to quiet yourself. I would hardly be surprised if some of the others here took...issue with such noise.

[sugarhighkind]

YEAH, WELL. THEY'RE LAME.

[petitemurderer]

Perhaps I was not clear enough. Quiet yourself or I will aid you in the effort.

*Have a smile full of sharp teeth, John.*

[sugarhighkind]

WHOA.

YOU'RE FUCKING SCARY.

[Video]

[respectedman]

...are you quite sure you need more of anything with more than five grams of sugar?

[TEXT FOREVER]

[sugarhighkind]

YES I NEED ALL THE CAKE

ALL OF IT

Switches to [Text]

[respectedman]

Your excessive use of the capslock is unsurprisingly unconvincing.

[sugarhighkind]

ARE YOU SURE?

BECAUSE I FIND IT AWFULLY FUCKING CONVINCING