Pick-up lines!

[miriamg]

I read a website for pick-up lines yesterday and found this beauty:

"You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!"

Painful, isn't it?

"We would look cute together on a wedding cake."
"Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"
"Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
"You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!"
"

Comments

[luzifer_]

So last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.

and

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. " (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) "BEEP!"

have to be my favourites. i might have to try those out :3

[sarahblack]

CUT OFF DA ARMS!!!111one

[pricke]

Greetings and salivations!