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[miraculls]

[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach

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[decadenzas]

[wow this sign is suspicious and the lonely clown eating it is suspicious but hey, free pie! what could possibly go wrong.]

You ought to take a job at the bakery if you can manage to make such a large quantity within a day. [no don't listen to him......]

[decadenzas]

[wh... wow Gamzee] What about that was difficult to understand? It's a human sport. There are no food bowls involved. Am I speaking slowly enough for this to sink in? [>take free food, insult the person who gave it to you]

[miraculls]

[it's okay, he's used to being treated like this, it just means they're good enough friends to be honest with each other right...]

Ohhhh, so it's a game? Do you use the clubs and balls to subjugglate the other players after you bowl them over? [troll games are very exciting okay]

[decadenzas]

[yes that is exactly it, brutal honesty at its finest...]

I would enjoy the game better if that happened to be the case. I'm not one for such a sport but far as I can tell, you're awarded points for every pin, drone and light you hit. The higher your score, the better. [no Charles no, Vietnam was just humoring you....]

[miraculls]

I think I must have motherfuckin' won then, because I hit a lot of those motherfuckin' clubs. Even all up and fell into a pit full of them, haha. [yes he...slipped and actually managed to fall through the hole at the end of the lane, obviously this means his score is the highest]

[decadenzas]

[he is kind of regretting accepting free food from a person this dumb now...] I'm not certain it counts unless you hit them with the bowling ball, but for such a spectacular display of idiocy I'd be willing to add a good number of points to your total. You do realise that the intention of the line at the beginning of the lane is to keep people from going past it, correct?

[miraculls]

What line?

[decadenzas]

...The big, bright, terribly difficult to miss white line that divides the lane itself from the rest of the alley.

[miraculls]

Hahaha, really? Whoooops, must not have seen it. I ain't ever done starmonkey sports before.

[decadenzas]

But you must have crossed it if you wound up behind the restacking machine. How could you have missed it? [peering at a few other pie tins while he talks....]

[miraculls]

I don't know, I space out sometimes while getting my appreciate on about the beautiful miracles in life. Shit falls out my thinkpan all the motherfuckin' time. [notices the interest and nudges the pies closer to him]

[decadenzas]

[cautiously prods at one that looks like it might contain some type of fruit] Shouldn't you find that alarming rather than normal? You look far too young for such severe memory loss unless you were dropped headfirst on rocks multiple times as an infant.

[miraculls]

[eat it Charles do it] Not really? If it's how the mirthful messiahs done made me, then I shouldn't have the gumption to up and question it. Besides, I don't need a good memory to be striking up friendships or getting my appreciate on about the beautiful miracles in life.

[decadenzas]

You know, people like you shouldn't exist outside of novels with disgustingly sentimental protagonists, but I suppose it's fortunate for me since I am now able to pose the question: exactly how does one as blindly optimistic and dense as yourself manage to survive? [takes a bite! immediately regrets it!! are those malted milk balls....

...actually, it doesn't taste too bad]

[miraculls]

Easy, bro. Through motherfuckin' miracles.

And I got a bunch of real great friends what all look out for a brother when they gotta, haha.

[decadenzas]

I would argue against that, but clearly a miracle is the only thing keeping you alive at this point, especially if all of your friends are like yourself or Terezi. [an entire race of Gamzees and Terezis is actually kind of frightening to imagine......

points to the pie tin he'd taken his current slice from.] ...It isn't bad.