Wedding Toast Story!

[miraclejones]

Some dear friends asked me to give the toast at their wedding, but I don't have the money to travel down to Texas. So we are gonna do a show for them on Friday, and I wrote this story:

"Wedding Toast"

I figure: why ask ME for this, if this isn't what you want? Right?

Comments

[radanax]

I almost loved it all the way through, sir - I just didn't quite get the ending. I guess I've never been close enough to a priest with sharpened fingernails who told me to murder my bride-to-be :/

[miraclejones]

Primal fear, baby.

[radanax]

you have such a high opinion of it.

[miraclejones]

I changed up the ending paragraphs to make my point more clear. Maybe this works better now?