Sex Shop Worker

[mint_whispers]

Title: Sex Shop Worker
Beta: the pure ligerliger
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Genre: Crack, Smut, (humor????)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Yunho visits a sex shop to buy Yoochun the best birthday present ever, and ends up meeting a man that blows him away.

Comments

[mint_whispers]

SAVES SPOT FOR FLAWFREE BETA ligerliger

[ligerliger]

*loves down everything* hdtsyjcchxssdujccysys FAVING ugh that ending is just adorable shbhekzjjbe I LOVE HOW BOLD THEY ARE UGH cuties ♥♥ I adore your style so much ; v;

[mint_whispers]

cries you always say that about my style and I adore you but I'm also confused because IDEK my style sigh

ily bb

[mint_whispers]

SAVES SPOT FOR TLIST EY

[elles_letters]

YOU ARE A CHILD! D8 This was cute, tho. <3 Good job, Baby Q. I loved the spiritual imagery and I'm totally judging Yoochun for wanting a Hello Kitty dildo. (Question: does it have Hello Kitty printed on it or is it shaped like Hello Kitty. Just curious ... XD)

[mint_whispers]

/flips hair YES I AM

tbh Yoochun didn't directly ask for a HK dildo, Yunho just thought it'd help him embrace his newfound gayness mhm~~~

uH I imagined it as pink and the end (after insertion) would have her head smiling all kawaii-like
/giggles

ty Elle ty

[happy_girl89]

can i have this?

[torakiss]

i'm too shy to take that spot you saved for tlist so i'll just leave a proper comment here *ww*

oh bb this was amazing!! both hilarious and hot and amusing. besides that, i love how you use such fine words for the descriptions!! *w* and i really, really, really love dominant jaejoong and you just blessed me with that through this fic!

sobs senpai i should really check out your other works omg you are very superbly amazing!!

[mint_whispers]

CRIES DONT BE SHY MAN

[yoochunforehead]

yeah

[mint_whispers]

you had a spot saved up there u lil tomato

[yoochunforehead]

Lil Q stay fresh

[mint_whispers]

Eri I am and will always be as fresh as Jaejoong's little pink assho-

[lovebooks2525]

well thanks to you i googled vixx right after i finished reading this :p

[mint_whispers]

cries LOL I JUST PICKED A RANDOM NUGU BAND

ty for commenting I hope you enjoyed~~~

/runs