Cooking Mama: Chapter 6

[minntaka]

[Mama!Saïx] A venomous youth drink has turned certain Organisation members into children, and a kitchen apron leads to a dire misunderstanding. Xigbar, fetch a mop; Demyx, clear the kitchen surface. Mama's in the Castle, and he's here for child control.
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Rating: T for language
Chars: Saïx, Xemnas, Zexion, Vexen
Genre: Humour

Comments

[ketsi_aiita_n]

You asked about the comments I put on my facebook (maybe from now on I should just comment on here, haha) so here's the list:

- "I shan't call you Mama," he said, tucking his book under his arm. "You look like a man."
"Thank you, Zexion. I actually think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Now sod off."

-"Stay, Lexaeus. Wander off and then your skull will smash and you'll die and everyone will laugh at you."

- ‎"Excuse me?" I start nudging random people for attention. "I've lost my child. He was right here, and now he's gone."
A young woman gives me a sympathetic look. "…I'm so sorry for your loss."
"Well I'd rather like him back."

- Let me just remind you here that I'm not stupid. Androgynous Pink Haired Liam Who Smiles Like Xigbar reeks of suspicion as much as he does of flowers.

Generally anything Saix says makes me giggle. It's just the sort of deadpan-ness, I suppose. :)

[minntaka]

Aah, thanks! It's reassuring to know that at least some parts of my story are humorous. I worry that I come across as too sarcastic and overbearing when writing from Saïx's POV.

I don't mind where you comment, btw! If LJ is more convenient then please do go ahead :) I don't know about you, but ff.net keeps coming up with loads of adverts that really annoy me when all I want to do is read. XD