Draft Script: My Juno/Remus+Sirius Crossover Movie

[minnow_53]

Draft Script: My Juno/Remus+Sirius Crossover Movie
by minnow_53

Subtitle: Juno In Twelve Minutes
Disclaimer: Remus and Sirius belong to JK Rowling, and Juno belongs to some other rich and powerful people.
Warning: This may not make much sense unless you’ve seen Juno, and perhaps not then: but if you haven’t seen it, you won’t need to after reading my

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[snegurochka_lee]

*dies*

James and Lily! Of course! And naturally, James is hot and has a guitar collection, and Sirius likes to be tied up. *nodnod* You might just be a genius, you know. :)

[minnow_53]

Thank you! :) It's very close to the original, I have to say. But possibly a bit too esoteric... So I'm especially pleased to get a comment on this one. :)

[magnetic_pole]

Hee! Do you just see AUs flashing before your eyes in everyday life, Minnow?

Juno: see or don't see? I've been dubious up to now, but I'm starting to feel like the last kid on the block who hasn't seen it. Enjoyed! M.

[minnow_53]

Oh, gosh, it's very brave of you to read this if you haven't seen Juno! I think you'll recognise quite a bit of it in the film when you do go... :D

I actually detested Juno the first time I saw it, because the primary relationship is so superficial. But I watched it again the next day, and decided it definitely had R/S potential. It's well worth seeing, whether you love or hate it, just for the experience, IMO.

Thank you so much for reading and commenting. :)

[dirtylaugh]

You are crazy. I love this. And also I have seen Juno.

Sirius: Wassup, wolfboy?
Remus: I’m pregnant.
Sirius: So, you gonna have an abortion then?
Remus: Nah, I cut that part. Did you know babies have fingernails? And claws? That’s mighty traumatic for a werewolf.
Sirius: Yeah. You do what you have to.

So, yeah, you win.

[minnow_53]

Oh, thank you very much! :) I hope that I've follows the salient points of the script quite reasonably. :D

[fera_festiva]

You had me at "huge bottle of firewhisky". ;)

Srsly, I LOLd so hard. And I haven't seen Juno either (it's on my list!) so I suspect I missed a few of the gags. I LOLd nevertheless. :D

[minnow_53]

Ah, well, this is actually a very faithful rendition of the main points of the film: when you see it -- if you want to, after this! -- you'll note that the firewhisky has its point. :D Though I still think your OTP is spot on.

Thanks for reading and commenting! :) Especially as you haven't seen Juno.

[fera_festiva]

OK, I LOL'd again this time, but for different reasons (I see what you did there!). I thought you got the whimsical indie soundtrack, in particular, spot on. ♥

[minnow_53]

Thank you, again. :) 'Whimsical' is the perfect word for the soundtrack. It is actually quite cohesive: I have various songs from it on different CDs, and they're all instantly recognisable as Juno songs, even when I'm driving around with my head elsewhere. If that makes sense...

[remeciel]

I could picture quite vividly the whole scene - and the background music is very well chosen, too. Brilliant!
Ever thought of becoming a scenarist for the cinema? ;D

[minnow_53]

Ever thought of becoming a scenarist for the cinema? ;D

Lol! :D I really took the whole scene from the film, which is pretty good visually. Ideally, I get a talented artist like you to draw the backdrops for me. :)

Thank you very, very much! :)