Ficlet: Return Of The Porntache

May 07, 2008 18:30

Ficlet: Return Of The Porntache (Deathly Hallows Edition)
By minnow_53

A/N: Flogging a dead horse department... This is a totally unnecessary sequel to Five Times Remus’s Moustache Wasn’t Mentioned in Canon. I wrote it back when DH came out, but never got round to posting it. Though it’s well past its sell-by date, I hope it will raise a faint smile or ( Read more... )

missing_text, humour, through_era, crack, silly, porntache

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spacefragments May 7 2008, 18:09:25 UTC
OH YOU ♥

i am very very amused. "faint smile"? i LOL'd at several parts! the 'stache is almost a character on its own. :D :D

i am also slightly squicked, because, honestly, ew. XD

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minnow_53 May 7 2008, 18:40:11 UTC
♥ to you too! Thank you so, so much for commenting: it's been about a million years since I posted anything, and it feels weird.

i am also slightly squicked, because, honestly, ew.

Lol! :D That's exactly why this hasn't been posted: my beta said pretty well what you've just said, and refused to read it. :( Luckily, she's away at uni, so I sneaked it in without her. :/

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spacefragments May 7 2008, 19:04:15 UTC
nah, it's ok, i mean, it's slightly gross, but the funny is much stonger than the gross, so it all evens out. :D

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IT'S A MINNOW FIC IT'S A MINNOW FIC :D fera_festiva May 7 2008, 18:11:31 UTC
Dude!

OK, so I LOL'd throughout, but especially at the moustache as a Horcrux and NOT HIS MOUSTACHE, YOU BITCH and ‘I’m not talking about the bloody moustache! Does dying hurt?’ and, no, actually, all of it.

You never fail to make me laugh - you absolutely rule. ♥

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Re: IT'S A MINNOW FIC IT'S A MINNOW FIC :D minnow_53 May 7 2008, 18:44:01 UTC
Oh, what a lovely heading! *squishes* And thank you very, very much for reading and commenting. :) I've been inspired by your Uberwank to post this, because I know that a lot of people remain in the DH mindset. So thanks for that too! ♥

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Re: IT'S A MINNOW FIC IT'S A MINNOW FIC :D fera_festiva May 7 2008, 21:07:14 UTC
*Snuggles you* The heading is exactly what I said when I saw you on my flist. And there wasn't anyone else in the house. :D

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minnow_53 May 8 2008, 05:23:40 UTC
Yay! :) Thank you very much!

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archon_mentha May 7 2008, 18:58:31 UTC
‘NOT HIS MOUSTACHE, YOU BITCH!’

I love you. With bristling ecstasy. :D

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minnow_53 May 8 2008, 05:24:48 UTC
Lol! :D Thank you! :) That's a lovely icon, btw. ♥

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westwardlee May 7 2008, 19:00:52 UTC
OMG, Minnowfic! And as wonderful as ever.

Loved it as much as I hate the dreadful 'tache. My favorite was the Forest scene (which is my favorite part of DH, too). Lupin's TMI was the best.

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minnow_53 May 8 2008, 05:26:38 UTC
Thank you very much! :) I kept bottling out of posting this, and then the moment passed. :( But it seemed a shame to waste it, and I'm very glad I didn't.

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