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Killing Fields: The Incomplete Correspondence

Oct 17, 2004 14:03

Killing Fields: The Incomplete Correspondence
by minnow_53

Disclaimer: Nearly all the characters here are JK Rowling’s. Even JK Rowling belongs to JK Rowling...
Rating: PG
Summary: Crack: JKR's editors and consultants plan the many deaths in Book 7.
Warning: Mentions of character death, obviously, but nothing that needs to be taken too seriously.

( Dear Ms Rowling... )

humour, non_r/s, backdated

Comments 62

stellastars June 6 2007, 14:21:16 UTC

So, if anyone walks by my office right now, they're going to start asking questions about why I'm grinning like a fool... SO AMUSING!

This is definitely one of the most unique HP posts I've ever seen. I started laughing around Fred and George Weasley. Their demise will require a comical twist, perhaps a Wizard Wheeze going dreadfully wrong. and haven't quite been able to stop yet.

Not even Grawp and Winky are safe!!
*giggles*

minnow_53 June 7 2007, 05:36:14 UTC

Thank you very much! :) I regard this as a highly predictive post: as far as I'm concerned, no character is safe in Book 7. Except perhaps Grawp and Winky. :D I shall come back to this when we're all weeping over DH and say 'I told you so.'

onehundredmoons June 6 2007, 14:23:52 UTC

*sporfles*

For instance, she can be skewed on a Death Eater’s wand or killed by a ray of invisible love bouncing off Luna Lovegood’s shield.

The entire thing had me cackling! Lovely way to start off the day. :)

sambethe June 6 2007, 17:01:12 UTC

That one had me laughing as well.

Well done, minnow!

minnow_53 June 7 2007, 05:37:09 UTC

Thank you very much! :)

minnow_53 June 7 2007, 05:36:47 UTC

Thank you very much! :) I'm really happy you enjoyed it.

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minnow_53 June 7 2007, 05:38:05 UTC

I'm dreading it too! :) But I don't think JKR will dare kill Harry, though that may well be famous last words.

ida_pea June 6 2007, 14:44:10 UTC

That would be quite the plot twist, if Neville becomes the hero when Harry dies. Or if Harry becomes incapacitated and Neville finally has to get over his fears and act the hero in Harry's stead.

*sigh* I'm looking forward to this book, but also sort of dreading what JKR has up her sleeve. I don't trust her anymore!

minnow_53 June 7 2007, 05:39:24 UTC

I'm sure there has to be a point to Neville being born the same day. But I'm not sure I wasnt to know what it is! Like you, I don't trust JKR one little bit.

cristiline June 8 2007, 03:29:24 UTC

Not to seem obnoxious, but Neville was born on July 30, the day before Harry. But yes, there has to be some point to it. But Jo says that the prophecy itself does not intertwine their fates.

minnow_53 June 8 2007, 06:50:32 UTC

I should have known that... Well, back to the greenhouse, Neville. *downcast* Maybe a giant melon will fall on him! :D

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snegurochka_lee June 6 2007, 15:19:17 UTC

Perhaps he could have a heart attack in the arms of his girlfriend, Nymphadora Tonks, proving that he is, indeed, too old.

That's my favourite line in the history of anything. :) This is marvellous!! Except we all know Remus won't die. *nervous* HE WON'T. :)

minnow_53 June 7 2007, 05:40:29 UTC

Thank you very, very much! :)

No, Remus won't die! He has a birthday, so he's still alive. *squishes*