there'd be no wars in the world if everybody joined in the show

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*The mother called yesterday and went 'we have to send something to your dorm on Tuesday, not your mailbox.' Now I'm just wondering what kind of birthday present could possibly be that urgent. (I also don't know if such is possible, but we'll find out

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"Laundry on the burner" sounds fitting for something truly awful, yet pleasingly bizarre, like an elephant eating all the marshmallow bits out of your Lucky Charms, and then burning your house down.

The homework process, which will soon feature wacky metaphors as seen above, but in person. (Well, not really. I hope not to torch your laundry.)