The World's A Stage

[minjii]

Bored. Tired. Exhausted.
Seeing my RP muses have been withering out the past month and my hiatus is ending soon, I'm making this a...

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Bring whoever you got. Any time is fine for the most part (except the sleep hours of the Eastern time zone.) All characters of any series welcome, even those of series I have NO CLUE about. OCs too.

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[misterunionjack]

GODDAMN IT. I SWEAR, THE NEXT TIME ONE OF YOU BUGGERS MENTIONS A WORD ABOUT MY EYEBROWS, EDGEWISE OR OTHERWISE, YOU WILL ALL DIE A CRISPY DEATH OVER A CAMPFIRE BURNING COW EXCREMENT.

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[misterunionjack]

[He shudders.] I'm hardly insignificant, France. Hardly. HARDLY.

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[nouveaunorth]

[Blinks a bit before slowly coming out with his own little argument] P-please stop fighti--- Y-you're both significant! My brother and I wouldn't be where we are if it weren't for you two, right? A-and. I'd like to walk with both with you, without a fuss! In fact... [Grabs the hands of both men] We can walk together! The three of us. I don't mind talking about the weather if conversation allows it. Let's please enjoy this?

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[andouillette]

'Pathetic', then, do you prefer that word? Or even--

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[andouillette]

[Looks down to Canada as his hand is suddenly grabbed by the little nation]

Matthieu...?

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[andouillette]

Bon, OK. If it matters to you that much, I will put up with him for the length of this promenade...

[A smiiiile at England. And silently mouths 'eyebrows' at him over Canada's head ♥]

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[misterunionjack]

Ah... M-Matthew, I -- I'm sorry, my dear -- [Matthew takes his hand, and he reluctantly goes along with this.] All right. All right, I will.

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[misterunionjack]

FUCKING GIT -- [His cheeks redden considerably as he fights down the desire to sock Francis in the face. God, he was shaking. He had to stop shaking. For Matthew's sake, right?]

[nouveaunorth]

[Smiles happily and obliviously] Did father Arthur catch a cold? Your hand's really hot--- and your face is red!

[andouillette]

[Grins. Just grins.]

Il a raison, Arsûr~ You're positively flushed and we have hardly begun our walk. Do you maybe need more exercise? Lay off the roast dinners, perhaps...?

[misterunionjack]

No. Heck no! I'm fine, perfectly fine! My roast dinners have got nothing to do with this. Pay attention to where we're going; there's a sodding bush ahead.

[nouveaunorth]

[Kind of enjoying the seemingly simple conversation] I like father Arthur's cooking; it's a lot different than what father Francis offers. It's nice to try things from different homes, isn't it? [Bush avoided!] Maybe we should get together and have a dinner party!

[andouillette]

[Visibly shudders at the thought of England's cooking but forces a smile nonetheless]

If Papa can take time out his busy, busy schedule, why not? Haha... [Sideglance, grits teeth, whispers] You can lay the table or something. Or even do drinks. Just leave the kitchen to me, oui?

[misterunionjack]

[There's a strained smirk on his face that grows more strained when France whispers to him. He doesn't bother keeping his voice down.] As if. Didn't you hear the lad? He said he liked it. At least allow me to contribute something he likes. Isn't that right, my dear Matthew? What do you want?

[nouveaunorth]

I hope father Arthur isn't busy..! [Frets a bit] Looks like we're already ready to plan? And-- [Nods to Arthur's statement normally, despite how frightening it was starting to sound] Mm. I would like anything really!

[andouillette]

Matthieu?... [Stares at him, to England, and back again, before trying to chip in, not wanting to lose]

Th-then. I shall make dessert to follow up what will surely be an unfortgettable meal, non? Really, Arthur, if you are going to contribute something, I would rather it not be untimely death via your cooking.~ [Squeezes little Matty's hand] What would you like to eat, mon chéri?