011 [video; post fourth wall]

[miniworth]

[Backdated to this morning. ALSO GUYS. FOURTH WALL EVENT? BEST. EVER. also backtagging for the rest of ever.]

[The Gear flickers onto video early this morning, but all that's visible is a worm's eye view of a Edgeworth curled up in the corner of Goldenrod's Pokémon Center, with a big blue pillow held tightly against his che--

no, that was a Quagsire.

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[video]

[usaginouke]

Goldenrod? How did you end up there?

[Misaki hasn't even realized he's been glitched for the last few days. He actually still believes it's sometime last week, actually, before all the crazy began.]

[video]

[miniworth]

...I have no idea. Something must have happened in the last three days..

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[usaginouke]

Realy? I didn't notice anything.

[video]

[miniworth]

...Everyone has apparently been asleep.

[Beat.]

Misaki, check the date on your Pokégear... do you notice anything?

[Video]

[derpingly]

Goldenrod? Um...maybe you sleepwalked!

[Video]

[miniworth]

Even if I sleepwalked, traveling to Goldenrod from Violet would take nearly two weeks, so I don't think that could be the answer, Miss..

[Video]

[derpingly]

Oh, really? It takes that long?

Wow, I'm not sure, then! This place is kinda weird.

[Video]

[miniworth]

Er---

T-thank you for your help, Miss. [He smiles... kind of.]

[video]

[usedsubstitute]

Well, yes I had a similar experience. Somehow I ended up in Union Cave, and I'm fairly close to Azalea now....

[Iris giggles.] You didn't tell me you had Butch with you. He's very cute!

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[miniworth]

He's... yes, he's been with me. I don't know how we ended up here, though... So heavy. [s-sob]

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[usedsubstitute]

It is very odd.

Oh dear. [Iris giggles.] If he's heavy, I'm sure he'd be willing to move, wouldn't you Butch? [She gives the Pokemon a smile.]

[video]

[miniworth]

He's asleep, Miss Iris.

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[cheapblusuits]

...he still won't get off? Sorry about that...

[He perks up when he hears that Miles is in Goldenrod, though.]

You wound up here, too, Edgeworth? [aaaand is now making a beeline for the Pokémon Center.]

[video]

[miniworth]

...Umu.. it's all right. He'll wake up soon. I hope.

--ah, yes. I guess I did.... You're nearby, aren't you?

[video]

[cheapblusuits]

He better, or else Lady's going to scratch him silly. [A bit of a chuckle.

And then, a nod!]

Yeah, I'm just a few blocks away. I think Pess knows you're here, because she made a beeline for the Center as soon as we got into town.

[video --> action soon?]

[miniworth]

Please tell her to keep her voice down. It is a hospital, and I do not want to go deaf.

[At the mention of Pess, Edgeworth perks up and, with help from Tadpole, manages to move Butch off of himself. Leaving the heavy Pokémon sleeping soundly on a bed made from his jacket, Edgeworth trots outside the Center to -- FHSAJKDFH COLD. A-anyway he's now standing outside in the freezing weather looking around for Pess.]

[video]

[yattagarasu]

Miles!?

Man, just when I get to Violet, you go to the place I just left!?

[video]

[miniworth]

I didn't mean to!

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[yattagarasu]

I swear I'm only intimidating to bad guys!

[ ... no you're not. ]

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[miniworth]

With all due respect, Kay, you're not very intimidating at all.