010 [video] Fourth wall event!

[miniworth]

---Gotcha.

[So what's Edgeworth up to today? Well... he was catching Butch and Tadpole, who thought it would be a wonderful way to exercise if they stole Edgeworth's Pokégear and run all over Violet. And that's how they spent the day today! Pess, being a good girl, is off visiting Phoenix at the Pokémon Center.

And Edgeworth had just caught up to

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[miniworth]

[AHAHA beautiful brain breakage.

As soon as the door opens, Edgeworth is flying out of the elevator and-- THUD! Crashes into older!worth's leg, then crashes backwards into the floor. Ouch.]

O-ow... s-sorry, sir, um..

[And then he looks up.]

......um.

[miniworth]

Yes, I'm... er - fine. I shouldn't have rushed out like that, but. [He gets up with a glare at the elevator and turns to his older self.]

......

[He can't be. But.

...He definitely resembled his father. Yet still...]

Mr. Edgeworth?

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[guyyoucantrust]

[Gumshoe is hella confused right now, because he just talked to a Mr. Edgeworth and he was much older and more cravat-y than this kid.]

Sir? What's going on? Why are you ten years old again? And where are y-

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[guyyoucantrust]

[...Wait, is that the inside of an elevator? And is that Mini!Worth freaking the fuck out in said elevator?]

[Oshi-]

Mr. Edgeworth! You need to calm down, sir, ok? There's gotta be a button or something you can push to open the doors again, right? Find that, and I'll... I'll... [Suddenly determined] I'll find you, ok?!

[He tears his backpack open and grabs his guidebook. Didn't someone tell him there was a city here with tall buildings? That would be the first place to look... if he can find the city on the map.]

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[miniworth]

[Edgeworth's response comes about an hour later, from an Edgeworth freed from the confines of an elevator and feeling only slightly better. He's curled up on a chair somewhere in the department store, and he looks, well.

Pissed off. He's doing an effective job of hiding how scared he is, though.]

Detective Gumshoe... um.. [S-siiiigh....] I'm.. all right, so.

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[guyyoucantrust]

[By the time Gumshoe gets Edgeworth's response, he's (eventually) pinpointed the location of Goldenrod, and distance be damned, he's going to run the whole way over if he has to. Except... as soon as he slipped and sent himself flying head first towards one of those treacherous pits in the room he found himself automatically dropped in front of the department store.]

Mr. Edgeworth! You're all right! I... [He sees Edgeworth's face and falters.] um... are you mad about something, sir?

I'm in Goldenrod right now. Not sure where, exactly, but I might be in front of the building you were trapped in [He looks at the towering skyscraper above.] Sorry it took me so long to get here, but all things considered I think I made great time!

HI

[jolly_zeus]

[And this big old orange man found himself inside the elevator too somehow-- Wait, who's this kid? He looks familiar...

...

FEEL THE PIERCING STARE]

OH MY GOD AAAAAHHH

[miniworth]

[Sorry Gant, Edgeworth inside an elevator equals an Edgeworth that can't make a coherent reaction. He's currently too busy trying not to throw up although ht DOES feel your stare. Let him look up at you, get intimidated, and look away again.]

<3

[jolly_zeus]

[... It IS him!]

Worthy! [He lifts Edgeworth to his eye level, grinning at him.] You haven't been this tiny in... in years! Ahahahahah!

[miniworth]

W-Worth-- ack!

[Who is this man oh god oh god oh god]

P-please let me down, sir...!

[Action] :D

[so_very_creepy]

(...why...what's that behind Edgeworth in the elevator...?)
...
...
...
(step, step, step)...

[Action] ....AHAHAHAH. Holy crap that is really creepy.

[miniworth]

...............

[Edgeworth knows there's something there.

And he's too scared to look around.]

[Action] :D

[so_very_creepy]

...(silence)
...
...
...
(It's staring right at you, Edgeworth)

[Action] So I heard this is Kamilah? 8I

[miniworth]

[So he turns around and--

FHALSDFHLDKSJHF

He flips out.]

[slobberful]

[So guess who's been meandering around the store, looking at all the pretty shiny things and oooh, what's this? A big box? What's--

--OH GOD WHO IS THAT I KNOW THAT FACE]

Miles! [Cue an excited dog girl barrelling right in there next to you, just before the doors close. And hugging you. Man, for a little, four and a half foot tall girl, she's got one hell of a grip.]

Wow, Miles, I didn't think I'd find you here too, Miles! When I saw I wasn't in the El-ay palce anymore I got kinda scared but this place has lots of shiny things and all of the people here are very nice and--

[...pause.]

Wooow, Miles, you're really short now!

[miniworth]

[Cue panic. FKSJADHFDSKLJF

(You know I just realized that Edgeworth is only like 4 inches taller than her)]

W-w-who are you? Let go of me!

[Pess, you just don't go around hugging him in the middle of an elevator.]

[slobberful]

Eeeeh? [She lets go immediately. An order from Edgeworth is an ORDER.

...also, cue whimpering and the saddest puppy eyes you will ever see in your life.]

Y-you don't remember me? B-but I'm your best friend! I-I'm Pess! [WHIIIIINE.]

[miniworth]

Urk--

[.....Wait.]

.....Pess? But-- you're not a Growli...

[Of for Christ's sake she's whining and about to cry and--- SIIIIIGH.

He reaches over and rubs her head.] There are a lot of people I don't know here, you know. Depends on how old this Miles you know is.