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[minipru]

As expected my ex wrote an email.  Taking my advice, I have decided not to communicate with any men at all.  When I called my dad for father's day he replied that he had forgotten all about it.  I've added him to the list.  Anyone born male is hereby barred from all communication

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[prudies]

Men are horrible. And I hate your ex right now.

I overnighted Dad a damn card. Wasn't that a reminder? Maybe it never got there. I would have called him, but I knew he would just ask about how I was doing and I wouldn't have anything good to tell him.

As to short men with hot girlfriends - they are rich. Next question?

[minipru]

Dad's like, "Wait, I had kids?" Who is this? Kiko? Bugsy? Mookie. I like gardens and cats! Poor Jenny!

Anyway, but their girlfriends are really really hot. I mean at a certain point I would assume that the hot chicks can get both rich AND tall.

I don't hate Matt. But I do think he would be very upset if I did the same thing. And I'm trying to just ignore anyone born with a penis--castrated or not. You hear that Mookie?!

[prudies]

Mookie and bean were super snugly this morning. It was adorable and perfect until Mookie scratched him. Poor bean.

[minipru]

I bet he tattled on Mookie.