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[minimelkie]

Daddy and I have been busy! I have been polishing Daddy's throne of evil doom and he gave me special polish to get the sticky patches off! :D

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[theredmaw]

Hey kid, have you tried eating the polish? I hear it tastes good

[minimelkie]

Silly kitty! Damien does not eat evil polish! It gives him wind!

Daddy says that valar!farts do bad things to Arda like the time he gave Uncle Manwe baked beans and nearly unmade Middle Earth and then people chain you up and don't let you lick chocolate from scantily clad people and and and...

Damien has forgotten the question now. :D Nevermind! Damien will polish the kitty! ::polishes::

[theredmaw]

O.o
Oh well I need a good polish ...