So, I know I'll get to DC eventually and we will meet. I read something about the Dalai Lama today and immediately thought of you. And I have no LJ friends who are uncool, on or off line!. So just drop that out of your vocabulary. Drop it, I say! That kinda sounded like a Tug command, didn't it?
OH my god! Speaking of people to be stalked! I was thinking about you yesterday and was going to PM you. I feel like I haven't seen you in FOREVER. How are you? How is Tug? How was your summer?
I was going to stalk you and here you are. You're self-stalking. It's amazing.
And I don't believe a negative thing you say about yourself. You are criminally hard on yourself and I have just started filtering that out when I listen to you. So there. Lalalalalalalalalalalala.
But...but...but...didn't you say you were moving to the East coast? Isn't that why you, um, repositioned Ivan's remains? By the time I got to California, you'd be on this side of the continent anyway.
Really.
And, besides...even with warning you to keep your expectations low, you are far too cool for me to meet. You're beautiful, fashionable, talented beyond measure and so, so witty. I'd wet myself from the anxiety.
Still, if I ever get the chance, I will don some Depends and fling myself on your mercy. Because you? = AMAZING.
i'm way cooler online ;-)vegawritersSeptember 17 2008, 05:22:46 UTC
Here's the thing...I always fret about meeting people I know from LJ...not because I'm afraid of the whole serial killer thing (well, only with one or two of you)
Re: i'm way cooler online ;-)mingsmommySeptember 17 2008, 15:57:41 UTC
Well, if you didn't wear the t-shirt that said "Serial Killer" on it, it wouldn't be QUITE so easy for people to figure out. I mean, you should do what you want...I'm just sayin'.
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I was going to stalk you and here you are. You're self-stalking. It's amazing.
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You are very sweet.
And I don't believe a negative thing you say about yourself. You are criminally hard on yourself and I have just started filtering that out when I listen to you. So there. Lalalalalalalalalalalala.
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California doesn't want you to come out here anyway.
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Really.
And, besides...even with warning you to keep your expectations low, you are far too cool for me to meet. You're beautiful, fashionable, talented beyond measure and so, so witty. I'd wet myself from the anxiety.
Still, if I ever get the chance, I will don some Depends and fling myself on your mercy. Because you? = AMAZING.
*hugs*
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If I could just HUG YOU!! right now, I so would!!!!
I just sent you a very... french pm over YTDAW, and you just made it so much worse with this post.
I am SOOOOO going to come invade your RL at some point, trust me on that :D :D :D
I LOVE YOU!!!!!
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I love you so, so much.
I would LOVE to meet you (even though I'm disappointing in person).
*hugs*
*squish*
*loves*
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DAMN! You figured me out. Fuck. ;-)
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