What consitutes a Bastard - Discuss

Jun 07, 2006 06:58

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dancethenight22 June 7 2006, 08:49:47 UTC
We have flags on our house, ok not car ones, but we better not be classed as bastards!

Postmen who don't knock and just put the 'we attempted delivery' card through the door and run = bastards.

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NEVER!!!! ming102 June 7 2006, 13:29:58 UTC
You guys are my sweethearts, my soulmates, my raison d'etre, my raisin muffins etc.
Note to self, come the revolution, first against the wall, Postmen.

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silvafire June 7 2006, 12:36:10 UTC
guys you fancy who expect to stay at your house without having sex with you!

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Beyond Bastards ming102 June 7 2006, 13:31:45 UTC
That's just plain rude! I'd never stay at your place without fucking you, or at least holding you down while another did, or licking you while he fucked you, or... well, you get the picture.

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Re: Beyond Bastards bratenfrau June 7 2006, 15:59:03 UTC
Ever considerate, you are.

How about fundamentalist right-wing pseudoChristians who try to inflict their very limited understanding of "morality" on the masses at large by insisting on ridiculous legislative debates about things that don't matter in the scheme of things a bit, like gay marriage? Oh wait, you probably don't have many of those there.

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Re: Beyond Bastards ming102 June 8 2006, 06:14:23 UTC
Oh yes. ALL fundamentalists of whatever flavour, ALL evangelists, Psuedo Crusaders and above all 'God Botherers' (I don't care what your religion is, keep it to your self). Gay marriage is quite new, but London is the gay capital of Europe and sleepy little Brighton down on the south coast is the home of Gay Marriage over here. But most Brits are of the "Yeah, so what?" philosophy.

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hiding_sexually June 7 2006, 15:08:36 UTC
hey, i'm gonna be a lawyer...

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Hmmmm ming102 June 8 2006, 06:19:54 UTC
Don'tt say we didn't warn you. Have you gone past a sign that reads "Abondon all hope ye who enter here!" ?
(That Icon! I just want to...)

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vbadfairy June 15 2006, 12:13:40 UTC
guys who promise you the world and then fuck it up.

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Promises... ming102 June 16 2006, 04:52:03 UTC
Should be taken to a public place and have the balls removed with garden shears and fed to them.

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silvafire July 14 2006, 22:32:15 UTC
In my case, the Bastard (see blog) is someone who lied, then lied about it, and then stopped talking to me. Basically if you cross a coward with a liar and a toad, that's a Bastard.

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Vermin ming102 July 15 2006, 06:44:35 UTC
Liars should be chemically castrated.

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