The Manliest Game

[minetruly]

My town's winter carnival has the following event:

ATV/Snowmobile Poker Run

Be sure to register your ATV or snowmobile for our poker run. Navigate through our trails, collect your chips, and enjoy our fine establishments along the way.

That's all the details the description gives. Yvonne and I think that the game is played like this:

Comments

[waddlyman]

I don't know...there is something to be said for hot-rodded lawn mower races.

God I love small towns!

[darkhypertails]

a game where you fight animals that have weapons, like a bear with laser claws or a tiger with a rocket launcher on it back or a whale with a chainsaws attached to it sides. and you as a man have to fight them bare handed and win. and you work your way up so at first the bear then the tiger then the whale. when you fight the whale it a time limit of 6 mintues and 66 seconds and it is a killer whale so that make it sounds more dangrous. your family will be held hostage at this point and if you lose they will die and if you win you would be declared president of the free world.

[everlet]

AT THE END, WITH YOUR CHIPS AND CARDS, YOU HAVE TO PLAY AND BEAT THE BEARS IN A POKER GAME. IF YOU LOSE, THEY MAUL YOU. IF YOU WIN, THEY MAUL YOU. THE WINNER THEN GETS A COUPON FOR A FREE BEER.