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[minervasolo]

Police are on the search for a thief who made off with three "male appendages" from a Vancouver-area sex-toy store and may now be looking for batteries.

It seems to be a news article day on my FList, so I thought I'd contribute. Look, it's not about Sponge Bob Squarepants!

We love Yahoo. Especially on slow news days.

Comments

[thornsilver]

Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!!

Phew, I needed that!

[buzzylittleb]

What does he need three extra appendages for anyway? Maybe he's a ludite fetishist.

[rivulet027]

lol