bad joke of the day

[mindyone1]

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[bodleian]

You really made me laugh, Mindy. I can just see Gibbs sitting there, looking up at you and saying 'that's right'!

Kids at 5.30AM - no thanks. I got up at 7.00 and couldn't even see for an hour. I don't like the morning.
Take care

[mindyone1]

Numbers 5 and 9 are particularly true with Gibbs. The easiest way to get him to eat something he's not sure of is put it on the floor and call one of the cats to come and sniff it. Then it's gone in a second.

If i nominate that mornings should start at noon, would you second the motion?

[bodleian]

I used to get my dog to eat by putting her food in the cat's bowl - worked every time.
I definitely agree with the idea of getting rid of mornings.

[mindyone1]

It's funny how posessive they get when they think a CAT is going to their stuff. Gibbs is like that with his toys too. If Taz so much as sniffs at a toy, Gibbs is all over it.

[batboy126]

I just saw that same list posted at the vet's earlier today, except it was titled Cat Property Rules. I had to take Bunter in for a procedure too horrible to describe, much less to undergo. Poor baby came home traumatized and pathetically grateful to be here.

[bodleian]

Poor Bunter - I hope that you are now spoiling him.

[mindyone1]

Poor Bunter! *hugs him gently* I hope that Darla (and you guys) are spoiling him rotten.

Rules

[fansee]

If I'm not in bed by midnight, Razor starts harassing me. My bed is his 'safe' place - he hangs out up there most of the day - so I can't figure out why he can't go up alone at night, but apparently I am needed for the magic of night-time sleep to happen.

I love the Dog Rules. I only have an argument with the last one. Even when it's broken, it's probably still his. FanSee

Re: Rules

[mindyone1]

Gibbs is like that. If i'm not ready for bed, he run from me to the stairs, going one higher each time. Eventually he gets to my door and starts banging on it.

If it's broken? Then he's got that much more!