I'm heading out of town to write my book. You don't know where I'm going, or when I'll be back...and neither do I ( Read more... )

Would you notice my absence?

Hey. My website is Hellnaw.org, so if you're looking for me, best go there for updates. This is my private journal, and will remain private. Nothing to see here, thanks. :)

It's back, because you're a parasite with no self respect.

Sometimes, when a situation is rediculous beyond belief, you've just gotta laugh at it. Besides, tis the season for giving, so I'm sharing with you, gentle reader, some coupons I clipped from this weekend's paper.


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I would like addresses to send Christmas cards to. I have been trying to hit most of you via e-mail, but it's a lot of work. If I had all the addresses in one place, however, it would make things easier.

Comments are screened. If you'd like my address, leave me an e-mail addy to send it to in your comment.

I notice there are quite a number of new people who put me on their friends list.

Introduce yourselves, comments screened.

Hell, might as well make this a "feel free to hate on me anonymously" post as well.

Best NIN show ever.

Every once in a while, I get a GEM of an e-mail from my website. It won't make sense, and it won't apply, but it is amusing. Here is one such e-mail, where I have no idea what the fuck the author is talking about. All I know is the author is completely disconnected from reality, and claims to have an understanding of grammar. Examples of authors' ( Read more... )

Leave me voicemail at (954) 839-6210. This is a new, fun toy. I like toys, they're fun.