there on the dance floor making me want you somehow

[mindreader_eh]

Next time I think I'm a general in the fucking Dark Kingdom instead of an ex-soldier of Satan (I swear there's a difference), please hit me with a Bible. Or point me in the direction of pictures of Ren. Or start chanting the Latin exorcism crap. That gets me pretty damn queasy, all "Vade retro satana, nunquam suaSFDG--" oh my fucking God, I can't

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

What the fuck happened?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Nothing yet.

[mindreader_eh]

Yet.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You can have my rabbits if I die.

[mindreader_eh]

You're willing them to me? I feel appreciated.

... Don't you have like 1000 of them, though?

[sexy_and_skorty]

...

Yes.

[mindreader_eh]

... I have a five-room apartment.

Doesn't Axel have a castle right next to yours? I think~ he'd have more space to deal with them.

[sexy_and_skorty]

He'd set them on fire.

[mindreader_eh]

... True.

But what the hell would I do with 1000 bunnies.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I don't know.

[mindreader_eh]

... I'll just hope you don't die, eh?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Only because you don't want rabbits?

[mindreader_eh]

It's not that I don't want rabbits. I like rabbits.

But my apartment doesn't allow pets. And it's not big enough for that many of them anyway.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You wouldn't miss me? You just don't want to take care of rabbits.

[mindreader_eh]

Of course I'd miss you! God! How the hell could I take care of that many?!

[sexy_and_skorty]

You wouldn't miss me.