Say Please [Dresden Files/Fifty Shades of Grey]

[minakixass]

Title: Say Please
Fandoms: Dresden Files, Fifty Shades of Grey
Word Count: 7,112
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A phone call puts Harry Dresden on the trail of one Christian Grey, suspected White Court vampire.
Author's Notes: Spitefic inspired by a quote from Gehayi & Ket Makura's snarking of Fifty Shades of Grey.
Disclaimer: I am neither Jim Butcher nor

Comments

[gehayi]

BEST. FIC. EVER. That was incredibly satisfying. If I could, I'd give you, Harry, and Mouse an enormous bonus for that, because this story was glorious. I've put this in memories and I'm going to cherish it on days when I feel down.

I cannot thank you enough. *beams*

[minakixass]

Hee, thanks so much~! ♥ And thanks again for the quote that inspired the whole thing. :D

[minakixass]

Haha, thanks!

And yes, yes he would. Poor Mouse. *gives him cookies*

[bookblather]

SUFFER IN A FIRE, CHRISTIAN GREY.

Seriously, this is one of the best things I have ever read regarding Fifty Shades of Grey, and I want to cuddle it to my bosom. Do you mind if I share the joy with some folks I know?

[minakixass]

Hee, thanks. ♥

Share away!

[chibidrunksanzo]

"I'm a wizard, Harry,"

I love you so much for putting that in. XD Also, even though I refuse to read word one of 50 Shades of Grey, I loved the fic. You got Harry's voice down, lady.

[minakixass]

♥ Thanks.

I read some of Fifty Shades so you wouldn't have to. :)

[pixiepilot]

I appreciate the pain you went through for us. And the pain Mr. Grey went through in this fic. Thank you. XD

[minakixass]

Haha, you're welcome~ :)

[beloved_baka]

You've heard me praise it before and I'll say it again: I LOVE this! I was honored to be one of your betas and am glad I was able to help, even if it was just little nitpicky things. And it was fun to look up Seattle maps and remember places.

Favorite lines are still Harry's "safeword", his Hagrid impression and how he's so "gosh darn affable". It made me want to re-read the Dresden files and so, so glad I never read "Fifty Shades of Grey". I love your Mouse, your Harry and how well you write the Dresden-verse.

Love, love, love this. And finally, SQUEE.

[minakixass]

Hee, thank you so much. And thank you very much for the help- the nitpicky was good!

I kinda want to write more Harry, but it'd have to be set pre-Changes.

[beloved_baka]

I'll be happy to beta~!

But yes, I totally understand your placement. Things get a lot more...complicated post-Changes.